Regrettably... not so much. You see she was a tad bit older and had the creepiest smile on her face. Come to think of it..... she was surprisingly limber though? .... Whatever..... The only plus of this whole experience was it gave me the idea to kinda celebrate the flasher in all of us with this post. .... so enjoy???
Now.... you will learn (if you talk to a flasher purist like I did) that flashing, as well as an excellent way to cool off, is really about pure human expression. And these "surprise-nakedness aficionado's" will then go on to tell you that "Exposing yourself is how mother nature would have wanted us to live"... and that "the flash" is the best way of getting back in touch with that same nature.
|In fact, apparently, nature itself..... "Desires to be flashed!"|
As I spoke with them they explained, all be it a bit too visually, that flashing is the ultimate sign of ....respect!! And then..... they respected the hell out of me.... over.... and over......and over
They really believe this stuff I found out... In fact then they shared their most cherished motto with me...
"To flash is to expose the purest part of yourself to someone or something. Its like revealing your inner soul to them.... and I guess your testicles too." quote from Richard Wad (flashing guru)
Huh??? Finally they wrapped up our meeting by reminding me of their two most sacred rules....
1.) You should only flash what you truly love...
and2.) You should run like hell when you see flashing lights!
.... It was at this point I kinda began to understand.
|So.... maybe people should flash ....like their T.V.? |
|Or maybe fast food. Seems pretty American?|
|Or say... Professional Dirt-Biking ... (redneck specific)..... Then afterward go on... go flash that can of chewin tabacca? It's o.k.!|
|Or oh ya..... the holidays? I mean who doesn't love those?|
|Or maybe train-dodging..... |
Like we've all been doing that these days...Right?
Why not show that conductor and all those passengers just how much you loved it... but with your exposed ta-ta's?
|Or maybe for you its just all women in general. |
Well ladies.... Now you can almost feel... er... see this love?
This is starting to make all sorts of sense!
|And speaking about the ladies..... I like to think you've still got a little love left for those ex boyfriends of yours.... |
So go out and show em...
|All of em... uh... |
Girl who somehow "loved" the majority of the west side?
Hopefully its becoming clear to you now? I mean if you think about it people have been flashing their favorite bands for years now..... and everybody knows all "crazy girls" really really love them a tortured musician.. So it's gotta be true!!!
But where can flashing go to from here... in today's evolving world?
Well..... people have moved on to flashing technology I found out..
|I mean who doesn't love google maps!!!!|
|Or your smart phone? |
Everyone (bosses excluded) loves those!!
And then.............. Then....... if I had any doubts left....
I found this......
|Come on.... if the golden girls are doing it.... It can't be wrong... right?|
(side note- this will most likely be my only golden girls reference on this blog.... so enjoy it... uh... golden girls fans that somehow also read my blog?)
Flashing is officially good!!!!!
Now... as with all good things, sometimes people can get "carried away".... and before anyone goes out and gets a personalized license plate that encourages all drivers, bicyclists, pedestrians, woman of the night, joggers, and maybe Amish barn raisers to "show you their love" it's good to remember that flashing can become a problem....a "love obsession" as one felon told me. But not to worry... cause help is available out there.
Don't "show how much you loved getting that help"!!!
Well everyone.... I really hope this post helped to change your impression of the flash. Personally I loved all this new information.... a lot!!!!..... Thanks for reading..... I gotta go...
|.... show em all just how much !!!!!|