Monday, September 3, 2012

Season 3 Of This Blog

Starts September 10th....
Yep a whole new season of weird pictures and awkward captions!!

And I promise this season we are going.....
...bigger than ever!

Its gonna be much much more....

.... revealing??

Yep.....  no more....

.....lazy shortcuts for this blogger!

Im firing up all my computers this season....
In fact...
Im going to be using my newest creation....

The "computer rainbow"....
Designed to search the entire internet....
... for "All pictures as beautiful as a RAINBOW!!!"...

How great is that right?
Right??
No more weird and creepy pictures.... just purty ones!!!
Im excited...
Lets turn it on and see what it finds...

(Steve turns on the fake computer rainbow)
And......

Wow.... a rainbow car!!
That's pretty nice....

And.... 
Ah....  a rainbow cake!!

That's..... well....
...you know....
um...
.... actually that doesn't look very appetizing does it??
Huh?

Oh well.... 
Lets just move on...... 
I wonder what else it found "as beautiful as a rainbow"?

uh.......  these?
 Ridiculously long rainbow braids?
Hmmm?
Is this thing even working?

You know Im starting to almost worry what else it found?

A rainbow wedding!!
Well I guess hat's not too bad???


Unless you were part of their bridal party?!
 And were asked to walk down the aisle with Kermit?
Jim Hensen would not have approved!!

Oh and speaking of pictures of Kermit that Jim Hensen would not have approved....
There's this nightmare of a tattoo!!
Dear god!!
...described as "Aliens versus Muppets"
Which.... I guess.... actually kinda makes sense?
....but still...
.. if you know someone who has this tattoo on them...
Hug them...
Man do they need it!!!!

 

Um....
Clearly we have veered off the "path of pretty rainbows"
And now Im just plain worried what else it found....
And as it turns out....

I should have been...
Oh man!!!
How do I turn this thing off!!!

But wait....
 ... it says "one picture remaining"....
The "BIGGEST BEST RAINBOW EVER"
I don't know?

But.... Im kinda curious....
Lets take a look at it... shall we?

Oh!!!
 Wow!!!
And on that note...



And... with obvious apologies!!
I am happy to be back...
The new season...
Season 3 starts September 10th
Blog ya'll later

17 comments:

  1. Hmmm if I say I can't wait, some how that makes me feel dirty haha

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  2. Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows -- that's what I expect from this blog! Looking forward to another year of mayhem and bad taste!

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  3. Oh God you bastard. Oh God. The rainbow car was pretty awesome but...dude.

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  4. Dude, you're going to need some cats if you want to compete in the lolworld.

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  5. Glad to see you're back! And your return post passed with flying colors! Although I could've gone without seeing that last pic!

    Looking forward to more of the madman!

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  6. Hooray, welcome back! It's also "good" to see that your credo of "no more weird and creepy pictures" lasted all of a half-a-post.

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  7. I know some good rainbows -- the rainbow flags flying in the Castro in San Francisco.

    Love,
    Janie Junebug

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  8. Glad you're back. I've missed your fun and witty posts.

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    1. I am so looking forward to your ( and The walking dead's) season 3!

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  9. You should include unicorns in there too. Just a suggestion. :p

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  10. Wow. And there is really a Sex for Dummies book? Again, wow.

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  11. That's great, but since I have to wait a whole 4 more days, where can I get the box set of Seasons 1 and 2? And does it include director commentary?

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  12. Looking forward to it! Your blog is hilarious.

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