So Wikileaks is all over the news....... leaked governmental secrets... well guess what......I have opened up my blog as a safe place for leaked information to be posted as well....... Having said that I would like to introduce Baileyleaks.......
The Iraqi war was not over ousting Saddam or oil as previously reported but actually over the harvesting of "spice".
Free Willy was never freed!!!
The Biggest Loser actually makes the contestants use liposuction & tapeworms!
Bed bugs are actually evolved sea monkeys..... and were released by evil sheet companies
Violet is no longer the last color in the rainbow......replaced by mauve.........This baileyleak sent in by the people from Americas Next Top Model
Clones already walk among us..... they are called republicans!!!!!!
To be fair ........aliens walk among us too... trying to soften us up militarily for the coming invasion.... they are democrats!!! Side note...Isn't this picture freaky?
O.J. was actually innocent..................................... this sent in by the people from wikilies.... and in truth I just cant find a picture that proves this......
PMS doesnt exist...... just an elaborate ploy to explain female madness...and the dude who dates the girl with this plate....she warned you buddy!! I also love that its an Oregon plate..
Iron Chef and 5 star chef Bobby Flay is ..............the next Chef Boyardee....Delicious!
Lost season 7 exists....... where they arent dead.............but in a shocking twist it was filmed before the actors were even born. And all you ending haters (Michael) it WAS emotionally satisfying...or maybe your just dead inside!!
One Muppet died during the making of "The Muppet Movie"... Shoulda been Fozzy!
There actually is something to the" I stayed at a holiday inn express last night"... scientists currently investigating..... Heres a thought. Maybe it has something to do with motel bedbugs?
D.J.ing confirmed (after extensive study) to actually be "playing records". Sent in by the people from wikiwikiwikileaks...... I knew it!!!
Prostitution not the oldest profession..... scientists have discovered..... politician actually older.... but also very similar in duties the study has found
and lastly the internet........ shockingly created by the Amish
more to come...........soon........
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