Top 10 people not to date

10. Anyone with a lock on the outside of their bedroom door
 

9. Dont date a Senator with multiple attractive interns
  





8. Gertrude "yeasty" Anderson....just trust me on this one

 
7. Anyone who works at the center for infectious disease...Nobody likes to date someone who brings their work home with them.........

6.A mormon salesperson "always on the road"...can you say you are wife number 4?

5.Dont date the bad guys "lady" from any Bond movie....you may get some romance....but she's not gonna be around through the explosive finally....she will go out looking good though... dead painted in gold or oil.......

4. Dr Kevorkian...this one is specific to my older readers who are back out dating again

3.Any number of middle eastern  dictators..... and eventually all of them  ....cause your time is running out suckas........

2.Dont date your relatives..... clearly....remember Arkansas its gotta be at least second cousins...even then ew!!...whatever just check the family tree before you ask her to the tractor pull....

1. And lastly that convict you have been seeing.....seriously just keep it conjugal!!