The Exact 10 Signs of the Apocalypse

I am currently working on a "special" post for Monday. 
But anyways....I thought I should post something....
And since I haven't discussed the end of the world yet with you all... I found this old post about the EXACT things we are gonna see happen leading up to the end of the world! They are kinda specific? Anyways enjoy.....
(it gets a little weird..... but I like to think it all comes together in the end)

Exactly How The Apocalypse Is Going To 

Start In 10 Easy Steps

And no its not like this....

1. First off..... we will begin to notice globally... lots of random BIRD and FISH DEATHS ( and truthfully this is already happening)
Then soon to be followed by house cats (who freekin off themselves not having anything to hunt......)

2. Then we'll see crazy catlady's everywhere become despondent and devastated! And without their cats they will turn to the streets..... zombielike!

They will however choose a leader.... This lady...

3. Now with all those empty catlady houses...  sitting empty... 
Yep... you guessed it.... 
Steetpeople (and probably those Occupy people) move in to em..... 
However... quickly ask  "Man how do you get rid of that nasty cat funk?"

4. These new squatters decide to throw huge parties in freshly aerated cat lady houses.....keeping awake their neighbors...but they don't care cause they are streetpeople and occupiers?

5. One said neighbor is extremely tired one morning and is late to work..  Running late he starts to speed and gets a ticket.. Doesn't really matter to the whole apocalypse thing but its a bummer for him....

6. "Tired neighbor" though works at NASA. In the "asteroid hitting the earth division" ...... also came one pin away from bowling a 300 game once.....

And was recently promoted from the "lighting" division...

7. Anyways NASA guy notices super mega asteroid.... code named "catlady" ...and yes its headed our way!

8. Tired NASA guy shoots space missile breaking apart asteroid "almost completely". Not a perfect shot as his bowlers thumb was hurting him and he didn't have a good grip on the missile firing controls!

9. Asteroid breaks into lots of smaller roids (can you call them that?) crashing through atmosphere hitting .......

10. random birds and fish....... and we start again......soon to follow by house cats.....

So consider yourself warned!
Or I guess maybe its the lightning cats that get us....


Which ones?

These ones!!! And if it is....
God help us all!

 Anyways see ya all in another life... 
 Or maybe Monday...
 And...
blog ya'll later!

The Wintertime Snow Post

Ah wintertime.....


I hope everyone is enjoying our coldest season!


Well here on the blog.... we enjoy celebrating each season our way... 
With highlights...... and occasional low lights... I guess?


For example.... remember when we took a look at summertime....

.....or more specifically pool side bars!
Man I know I had no idea how many waitresses were DYING either?

And then this fall we celebrated..... well.... Fall!

With a post on all the best things you can do in the rain!
And once again.... take that self righteous joggers!!!

Well its winter...... and were overdo...... 
so enjoy.... THE WINTERTIME SNOW POST!

Cause its gonna be purty!

But first..... lets start with some fresh fallen snow....

..... so light... so fluffy.....

So freekin hard to remember where you parked your damn car!

And when you do find it.... man you hope those windows were rolled up!!!

But there is just so much to love about snow and winter....

For example wintertime brings us cool sports....

Where really anything can happen?

No matter how....
kinda......
um........
seriously?
Man I'm just gonna leave this one alone!!!

You see... wintertime brings us fun things..... like mazes....

And amazing snow sculptures.......

And then some just plain strange ones?

Either way..... who doesn't love a good snow sculpture... right?

This guy!

But whatever.....winter is a perfect time for so many things....

Like maybe playing pranks on friends.....

Or again.... making snow sculptures!
This ones great for when the wife kicks you out!

 Or how bout maybe even "being snow sculptures."
Perfect for that post orgy time....
My more mustached friends tell me?

You see the snow brings out the fun in all of us....

Sure maybe we can get carried away a bit?

And sometimes the snow can truly be difficult!

And sometimes slightly painful?

But as long as you are ready for it?

And stocked up!!!

Winter and snow can be a magical time!!!!!
Right?
Well.... I know it was for these guys........

Cause for them.... it was such a romantic time.....

And by the way... they had the most amazing wedding ever!!!
Why you ask was it so perfect?

Cause of the freekin reception!!!!

Happy winter everybody
I'm off to clear off some snow....

Blog ya'll later!