Top 10 Amish pick up lines

 I'm a bit tired today....So I'm kinda phoning it in......whats an easier target out there than the Amish.......maybe scientologists??     anyways with that said heres my Amish pick up line top 10. Its kinda nice to know it cant offend any of them cause....I'm guessing they wont be online any time soon.............here we go.

10. Come to barn raisings often?




9. I saw you churning butter from across the field......and I likey.




8. My you look good in that bonnet and shapeless black dress.




7. I want you to ride me like an ox on one bad piece of road.






6. Get out of my dreams and into my buggy.




5. I can feel the sparks between us....and I don't even believe in 
electricity.


4. Lets party like its 1799




3. Wanna get sheened?....works for all people




2. Is your field in need of some plowing?

and finally


1. Youre such an old old old old old soul. 

top 10 lists are great.........maybe tomorrow we could do top 10 books for dummies or something............

#10 opening  a restaurant for dummies


#9 doing your taxes for dummies


#8 jihad for dummies


     more tomorrow