The Spring-Time Picture Post!!!

Its time for the SPRING-time post everybody!!!

Oh ya in case you are new to this blog.....

I try to welcome each season my way...  with fun pictures...
I know I know.... how pre-prison Martha Stewart of me... right?

Post prison sources say "Shes gotten really dark?"

Anyways... Personally I just enjoy showing off the best things each season has to offer...

Like remember this photo from last WINTER....

Man... didn't we learn something...

I mean who would have known..... 
that under a zamboni machine....
 isn't a good place to "hide the body".
I know I didn't!

Or then last FALL..... when we discussed FALL stuff.


Like how much fun it is for the neighborhood kids....

......to jump into big piles of your freshly raked leaves!

Or more specifically..... 
how much more fun it is for you..... 

... to dig those holes underneath!!!

Well its time for the SPRING-time post everybody!!!
So lets get started shall we!!!!

Ah SPRING......

That time of year when the weather starts to change..
And the snow starts to melt .... 

Which is great cause you can finally find things you lost....

Like your car... that you haven't seen since that night of heavy drinking.... 

Or more importantly your "friend"..
that nobody has seen either....
You know since "the argument that night you went drinking!"

HELPFUL SPRING tip- As the snow melts....
Make sure you find the body first!!!! 
And move it!!! 

Yet ... Once again...
Not to under the zamboni machine stupid!!!

Uh... moving on..
Well.... as the snow melts each year we enter into a season full of SPRING showers.... yep rain!!
And I have a couple reminders for you all....on the rain....

Cause up here in Portland we sometimes get a lot of it!

First off make sure you dress..... and I guess "scooter accordingly??"

And always bring an umbrella with you...

You know for defense!!

And then go buy yourself some proper rain clothes...
Remember they don't have to be dull and boring...
They can often be very sexy and fashionable this time of year...
 So dress the part!!

Like these two...
Who friends told the blog "have an unhealthy relationship with rain!"....

Now eventually the SPRING rains will lessen too.... and we all get a chance to go outside and enjoy some nicer weather...


Some of us will take the dog to the park.... like maybe this one...

Which owners everywhere reviewed as
"unbelievably well-behaved?!?!"

And others will get a chance to get to some yardwork...

like this guy...

Who sadly forgot his coworker was also trimming the ledge...
 but from a ladder....

Whatever...
In truth their is just so many different things SPRING has to offer.... 
For example..... I almost forgot "spring break!" happens in spring!


The perfect time to vacation!!!

And the perfect time to cut loose...
 and have fun....
and jump....
and then cry yourself to sleep after what can only be called a "winter weight gain wake-up call!"

But don't let that get you down!!
Cause its spring... and its vacation!!!

And all the "all sorts of creepy" that goes along with it!!! 

Now remember if you didn't get a chance to go on spring break...

You can always bring spring break to you....
Right lonely future killer guy?"

Man aren't you starting to see how spring is just the best season... 
It's even a season designed for people to find love...

Like maybe at this really weird spring sex race???
Where Debbie from Dallas told the blog...
"Winners finish last!"

Huh!! Makes sense!!

And its the perfect season to garden!!!!

... which I love!

Cause it almost always leads to.....

"practical jokes on passing pedestrians"

Ah.... there's just too much to love.
Well... anyways I gotta go....
I should really start my spring cleaning....

Like Marge... a spring-cleaning super-fan!!!
Who just loved to clean!
And was so extremely thorough too....
But ironically in the end....
She fell to her death..... and....
 Left "some sidewalk cleaning" for others to do!
And will sadly be missed!!

But don't worry about Marge...
Her family found a way to honor her memory...
...each and every spring!! 

So clean safely everybody... 
And enjoy your spring....
I know I will....

And blog ya'll later!!