Thursday, May 10, 2012

The Top 10 Worst Kinds Of Moms

Ah its nearly Mothers Day again. 
So I reworked this post... just for you ma!




 Now.... if ever there was someone who deserved a special post it would be my mom. 
She has had her hands full raising three boys...


 And to her credit.... we all ended up being close brothers.... 
Which... she always said was "her number one goal... "
Well.... job done good ma...
Cause we is... (proper grammar was lower on the goal list)


But whatever... the truth is..
 My brothers and I have always been close...
Starting from a young age...
And now looking back.....
I can remember playing for hours.....


....with my stupid kid brothers!

It was great.....
I guess it was like mom always told me...
"Steve.... your younger brothers will always be there for you..."
"No matter what"
What a great thing for a kid to hear!!!
Cause I took that....


....literally!!
and you know what....
... she was right!!


And as we grew...
I like to think we became only closer...
Man I cant tell you how many times they were there for me....


....to break my fall??


 But enough about us. 
This post is about moms....
Cause while things turned out okay for us....
They could have been different... 


And their are plenty of bad moms out there... 
I wonder how many KINDS we can find...  
Are you all ready for it?  
Here we go.... the top 10 worst kinds of moms!


Mom #1
The clingy mom!


Mom #2
The obsessive cleaner mom!
Also known as "Swiffer Mom"


Mom #3
The overly affectionate mom!


Who recently got some cool new vanity plates!!!


These ones?
Seriously!!
Come on!!

Mom #4 is also car related?

I call her "terrible carpool mom!"


Now with mom #5 we have.... a classic...



The "Beer Bong Mom"...
Man... she always threw the best parties...
Little Ricky here barely remembered his 7th birthday pool party!
Good thing he still wore floaties!!



Moving on...Now Mom #6... kinda scares me!
Cause its "Post-It Note Mom". 
Leaving them everywhere for everything..
Doesn't seem so scary to you does it?


Well you haven't read her post-its!!


Terrifying!!
Anyways...
 Here's Mom # 7


The "Animals Are Her Babies Too" mom!


Who coincidentally also feels that.....
...babies are her animals?!


And here we have Mom # 8...


.. that I just call...
uh?
um?
well??
I guess "Just A Basic Crappy Human"....  Mom!


Which leads us to Mom #9...


The smotherer!
Makes sense!
And finally...
 MOM #10
The "home schooler" mom..
Always teaching her little future money makers...
 all she knows.




And that's it. 
So mom... I hope this adds to your mothers day. 
Oh ya and by the way dad. 
Don't laugh....
 Cause Fathers day is just around the corner!!!!




But we will get to that later..
Until then everyone...
Blog ya'll later.

24 comments:

  1. Moms are great aren't they? It takes a real cool mom to let a kid bong beer! And to teach kids to be a stripper? What a cool mom that was!

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  2. your best blog to date
    LOVED IT

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  3. OMG the picture of the overly affectionate mom with the kid in the back seat... crazy! Great post :-)

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  4. I can't help but wonder how long it takes for you to make these thoroughly enjoyable posts. I spend hours looking for a single picture!

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  5. LMAO oh those moms are just scary, especially the one with her own license plate. That would be an awful fate.

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  6. Makes me even more appreciative of my own Mom!

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  7. Most of those are wrong on just so many, many levels...

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  8. Hahahahaha.

    I don't know why I'm laughing, for Sons 17th I spent the afternoon making him and his mates hash cakes for the party they were gonna have when they got back from paintball.

    However it's not as bad as it sounds because by the time they got back I'd eaten most of them.
    I had a good time at the party...

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  9. Steve you have outdone yourself this time! I laughed so hard my daughter (no worries she's 17) came over to see what I was laughing at~ Even mostly blind these were jacked up! Makes me feel better not only about myself but really appreciate my own mom.

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  10. I can't fault Mom #9. Every child ought to know what it feels like to be farted on by a hippo.

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  11. PROCTOLOGY is it?
    KARL ROVE- CT with RICK the PRICK in RFACT?
    And OLIVER NORTH.
    He's with GATTO 999 and TAKKO 88.
    And then you got HARPER in HARPSICHORDS!
    Which was NALTYST with CHO.
    And MAN DEAR- MANN LANDS- just totaled EDWARD MEESE in ANSTSSA.
    And that made RSSURGA into a NETWHER in GDWIT.
    STEVE BAILEY gets " punked" for KANSAS KINGS.
    YEMEN to LOUISIANA with RRAPOP.

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  12. lol I'm posting this to the wife to read before she goes into labour

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  13. I plan to humiliate my kids by dressing like that with them one day. My chaps will be assless though. I like the little <3 on the note saying she'll cut people. I love my mum, but there are so many out there that are just an insult to the name "mother"

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  14. Well that was special!! But you forgot THIS mom!!


    http://blogs-images.forbes.com/carolinehoward/files/2012/05/time-cover-breastfeeding.jpg

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  15. The post-it-note mum, sadly, fits the description of my own mother. and yes, it is slightly scary and discerning.

    Love your blog! /follows/

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  16. #6 was my fav. :D

    But DEAR GOD, most of those pics are disturbing....

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  17. haha... funny in pics but some, i may agree with mich, are disturbing. most, if not all, of these mom don't deserve to be called as one. Yahweh bless.

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  18. Haha, those are some hilarious pics. I like the one with the snake...

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  19. Oh. My. God.

    Aside from siding with the post it mother, seems I'm not such a bad mum, after all..

    Brilliant post!

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  20. Oh my goodness! I want to punch those moms! Except for your mom, of course!

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  21. Sadly, there aren't any qualifications to becoming a mother, so people like those pictured are all too frequent. Don't forget the mom who thinks that pole dancing is just exercise, and it's totally cool for her 8 year old daughter to be thrusting against one!

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  22. This is a great post, especially for Mother's day. I really enjoy reading your posts.

    www.modernworld4.blogspot.com

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