Wednesday, July 4, 2012

The Fourth Of July Post 2012

Hey everyone...
I wanted to take a quick second...
 and wish you all a happy 4th of July!!


Cause personally... I really love this holiday!!
Well...... in fact I love just about all holidays.... 
with the possible exception of Easter....




It was just always kinda creepy...
 and oddly cameltoe-ish?


But whatever....
Moving on...
Its the Fourth...
A holiday all about...
 "Breaking out the perfect 4th of July BBQ outfit!!"


Like my favorite.. "The Burger and Fries outfit"
Come on FRY PANTS!! Can it get any better?


But its so much more than that...
This holiday...
For me...
 Its about getting up early...
And using a Firework first thing in the morning!!! 


As a kind of "buddy alarm clock"....
(Man it works every time!!!!)


Yep...
Its just THAT special of a holiday!!
A time of year....


To dip your dog in the most "patriotic" of Kool-Aid flavors!!!!


Its a holiday designed....
....to crack open a couple beers and...


...make a "beer slip and slide"!?


Man how much fun would that be...
Speaking of beers and enjoying the outdoors on the holiday..
Why not combine the two....


Like this guy did!
A guy whose lone 4th of July dream is to one day be followed...
 by a "Nachos Inner Tube!!!"
That just kinda makes sense!!


Well for me...
This year...
 We will be firing up the BBQ and grilling some burgers...
And this year I will be trying a new recipe or two....


BBQ burger turtles!!!
Which children everywhere often review as..
 "Really really sad but yummy"


And if I decide to get even more creative...
 I might break out my patented....



Burger Chewbacca.... which is awesome!!!


But regardless...
Both are tasty...
Any coincidentally WAY better than when I got that burger...
.....from that one Portland burger food cart.....


Man that place was disturbing.... 


And "much less about burgers" than you might think!!!


But I am getting off point...
This post isn't about burgers...
Its about the 4th of July holiday...


So allow me to leave you with these last few holiday wishes...


On this 4th of July....
May your holiday cake.....


Always turn out perfect!!


And may you always win your.....


Firework battles!!




Even those battles you.....


Drunk-idly fight alone??




May your neighborhood 4th of July shows...
The ones you put on for the families on your block...
Well may they only help to explain.........


...why daddy and "his buddy Ricky" like to wrestle so much!


And lastly...
May you always find the perfect outfit to show the world....


"Your kinda patriotism"!!!


For me I will probably end the night with some beer around the fire pit..... 
My new Death Star fire pit!!!!


But whatever you end up doing...
Enjoy the day everybody...
And remember to not drink too too much....
Cause theirs always that guy who drinks too much..
The guy that....


Shoots his fireworks the WRONG way!!


Don't be the guy that shoots fireworks the wrong way!!
And...
Happy holiday
and blog ya'll later!

20 comments:

  1. Happy 4th! Thank you for the laughs

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  2. Awesome post. Happy 4th of July, whatever that means.

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  3. Burger turtles do not look appetizing and poor dog haha

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  4. You are one creative dude with a burger, man. What, oh what, could you accomplish with hot dogs?? Happy 4th of July to you!

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  5. hahaha, wrong fireworks cracked me up. And turtle lunch - my heart is bleeding, but my brain is asking me to applaud the creativity.
    And would like to dial PETA to report about the patriotic "colored" dog.

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  6. OMG those pictures! Chew--(hah) bacca?? That's hilarious! The turtle 'burgers
    are sad...agreed...that patriotic cake? That looks pretty time consuming! Happy 4th!

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  7. Wonderful as always. Thanks for making me laugh today.

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  8. Holy shit bacon turtles and Death Star barbecues. I'll be American if you get shit like that.

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  9. I'm no stranger to the beer slide! Quite fun...until you really start stinking!

    I'm no stranger to shooting fireworks in the wrong direction as well. Man that shit hurts!

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  10. Long story short, it's a day to chill out and be American?
    Um, okay.

    We students have it easier though.

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  11. I had the same pup at my place yesterday. Everything else was cute, save the turtles; those I found somewhat disturbing.

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  12. And now I want cake. I should stop looking at cake pictures.

    Also, Happy (late) 4th of July!!!

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  13. Maybe we might be the land of the too free?

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