Monday, September 10, 2012

My Dirty Romance Novel

We embraced.....

He whispered to me in a low voice how he was going to ravage me....
I couldn't wait!!

He kissed on my thigh...
I had shivers.....

He ran his tongue down my lower stomach...
Magic...

He rubbed his junk on my armpit???
And well....
That was just kinda weird???

But...
 Whatever...

We moved on....
Back to the sexytime...

And before it got crazy hot.... 
And it would...
He stopped...
He needed me to sign a special contract....

No not for anything naughty...
But for a Netflix account for him...
You see he suffered from bad credit...
 And they wouldn't rent to him anymore...
So I did....

And then we got right back to it... the sex that is...

Yep he grabbed me....
Oh ya... 
That good strong kinda grabbing....
Probably like the kind OJ did in his day....

And soon we were making love.... 
And let me tell you....

It was probably the best love making the world has ever seen!!
A sex SO important....  
It probably coulda helped solve cold fusion if it wanted too!!!
Or bring peace to the middle east!!

And then I orgasmed!
Oh ya...
Like a crazy Carrie Fisher... out of my mind kinda style!!

And then again and again....

And then...
Well then he got up and he made himself a sandwich...

And you know what....
That made me orgasm AGAIN!!!
Cause I just knew that sandwich was gonna be "Sexy as Hell"

Probably just the right amount of mustard...
And my guess..... an "eyebrow raising" helping of meat...
Oh man...
And dont even get me started on the bread....
Oh it was buttery and.....

well it was...

wait...

wait.... 


Oh man!!

Now this is embarrassing!!!

I uh....

Got this mixed up....
...with the "50 Shades of Grey" inspired blog I have been working on while I took a break from posting here..... 

Um....

Well....

Allow me to take off my.....


50 shades of grey inspired tie.....
 Dont judge!!

And welcome you all back to From the Mind of A Madman!

And since I guess...
This officially kicks off season 3 of this blog???
Well I thought I would letcha all know...

...that each Monday at 9:00 a.m. will be a new post..
...and then sometimes...
... randomly...
...we will blatantly disregard our "court ordered"
 "Blog Restraining Orders!!"..
... and put out some other ridiculous post? 

(but that totally depends on my bourbon and zima level)

Come on dont judge!

But whatever...
Definitely every Monday at 9:00 a.m...
... will be the big picture post....

Anyways.... here's a preview of  next weeks topic.... 


We are going through the Drive Thru!
And until then...
Have a supersized week and....
Blog ya'll later.

14 comments:

  1. Well I'm looking forward to the new post, but now we definitely need more erotica.

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  2. haha well the suit sure fits, but 50 shades of smut needs to get chewed on by a mutt. Of course that would give many a thrill too I suppose.

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  3. Keep the sex to yourself, but tell me more about that sandwich!

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  4. I can't stop picturing sex trying to solve cold fusion and bringing peace to the Middle East. "Stop poking me, I'm working on a sensitive...okay, but go slowly." Also loved the Carrie Fischer line.

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  5. Still a better love story than Twilight.

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  6. In the armpit? The day my wife request any kind of sexual activity involving her armpits, I'm packing my bags and moving to Africa! Why Africa, I don't know but that's where I'd go!

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