Limitless ....... review!!

So.....Limitless. Lets review the Bradley Cooper and Robert DeNiro movie about a new drug that once taken, allows you to use 100% of your brain.....shall we. All right. So Bradley Cooper (or that guy on many of your ladies "lists") is a writer, partier, and kind of a slacker. Cant imagine that lifestyle ...anyways... He has a book deal and cant write. His lady leaves him..  and then.. he runs into an old acquaintance. This guy has an experimental drug. He gives our writer a pill. So.. he pops it. And...                    
For those of you who haven't seen the movie..... your review ends here. I give it an 8 outta 10. Go see it. Seriously take your lady or your mom (losers) or somebody and check it out. Its good.

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All right the rest of you... he pops the pill... and... Its pretty much awesome! He can absorb all knowledge basically instantly, he can talk any lady into bed, he is the center of any party, he becomes super popular, super successful, gets his girl back big time and millions and .... wait ...wait... I know what you are thinking. "It cant be all good right! What kind of moral message would that leave us with? A drug movie where the lead character ends up way better off cause of the drugs by the end of the film? Wheres the morality in that huh?"

Well in truth there are some side effects... He nearly dies.....He has a blackout or two where he ends up in some trouble and some headaches...... but our writer is running for president, perma-smart and ridiculously happy at the end... They did make that lazy moral kinda movie!! Well I guess this wasn't made by the people that brought you the  This is your brain on drugs commercial.... just sayin. Side note... I guess don't let uncle Freddie with the addictive personality see this film.

But what about the rest of the movie? Well its smart and well written. There are some terrificly clever screen shots of letters falling from the sky/ ceiling tiles changing........  

or this tunnel vision thats cool but gave me near carsickness watching it. Seriously! Plus there is a scene involving blood towards the end that had the entire theatre groan..... loudly.... awesome!!!! DeNiro is DeNiro and perfect in his smallish role.... and.... Bradley Cooper is in near Wolfpack cool form.

Anyways go see it. Plus it makes for a great after movie conversation of what would you do if you had limitless brainpower. Heres my top 3.

I cant believe it. But this actually exists! Really Hollywood?

3.  I would personally rewrite the last hand full of sequels that totally disappointed.....

2.  I would use my brain power to determine what the little pocket in your jeans pocket is actually for.

1. And of course all forms of mind control!!!..... "You are getting very sleepy readers........ very very.....sleepy. You will do whatever I say in tomorrows post!! I promise it will be tasteful.....kinda!"

The worst tattoos I could find on the internet

So tattoos. Lots of people have them. Some good ones. Some classy ones. Some naughty ones.... and even some shockingly educational ones.... However a few of us are just an extra bottle of wine and a night out with some loose girls (or sailors) away from a new one. So it got me thinking about the worst tattoo pictures I could find on the internet.......and wammo!!! Ive got some classics. Enjoy

Ladies....he's single!

Huh.... I would have gone with a lion ... or a cougar!

D-BAG!

Slightly humorous...... but this tattoo  NEEDED to be on you for forever??

D-Bag part 2

Not what Walt Disney had in mind....I'm betting

Or what about those celebrity regrettable tattoos........

Charlie is still winning

Wow!! How did he not know this was a horrible idea?

And what about misspelled ones? That would totally suck.... huh?

You tel em. Powar to tha peeple!!!!

glow in the dark!!!!!                                     

slightly cool....gotta say

                                          and informative ones ....

Actually kinda smart I guess

                                         
                            even animal tattoos......                                        

Its totally a real tattoo. That cat kicks ass!!

                              
                                     and video game tats

Geeks everywhere just went to the bathroom.

but here are the absolute worst I could find.....hands down

I have no words for this!

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further.....gotta get that off the screen












Just a bit further away from that..... ah...... all right ..... heres a  happy little tattoo to make it just a little bit better

this is what happens when you leave the kid with druncle. It will make more sense in a minute. Anyways... the kid is pretty badass! Just sayin.

all right the last two bad ones.......

Oh man, really, the Human Centipede tattoo...... I mean seriously people??  For those of you who didnt watch this abomination of a movie....well this tattoo tells you all the plot you need to know....... and dear god why would anyone want a daily reminder of that?

And then Druncle..........I am guessing you should not ever get him angry .... and I probably wouldn't ask him to babysit your young-ins ...... and definitely never touch his corvette or ........whatever ....just insert your own creepy uncle joke here ..... 


That's it.... and as always thanks for reading!!!! and apologies!!!