Post # 121 Wikileaks...er...Baileyleaks revisited with photos

So Wikileaks is all over the news....... leaked governmental secrets... well guess what......I have opened up my blog as a safe place for leaked information to be posted as well....... Having said that I would like to introduce Baileyleaks.......




The Iraqi war was not over ousting Saddam or oil as previously reported but actually over the harvesting of "spice".







Free Willy was never freed!!!







The Biggest Loser actually makes the contestants use liposuction and tapeworms!!!!!





Bed bugs are actually evolved sea monkeys..... and were released by evil sheet companies





Speaking of evil sheet companies..... I have it on good authority that 500 thread count sheets ....actually 425 count......the bastards




Violet is no longer the last color in the rainbow......replaced by mauve.........This baileyleak sent in by the people from Americas Next Top Model



Clones already walk among us..... they are called republicans!!!!!!





To be fair ........aliens walk among us too... trying to soften us up militarily for the coming invasion.... they are democrats!!! Side note...Isn't this picture freaky?




O.J. was actually innocent..................................... this sent in by the people from wikilies.... and in truth I just cant find a picture that proves this......



PMS doesnt exist...... just an elaborate ploy to explain female madness...and the dude who dates the girl with this plate....you were so warned buddy!






Iron Chef and 5 star chef Bobby Flay is ..............the next Chef Boyardee....Delicious!




Lost season 7 exists....... where they arent dead.............but in a shocking twist it was filmed before the actors were even born. And all you ending haters (Michael) it WAS emotionally satisfying...or maybe your just dead inside!!



One Muppet died during the making of "The Muppet Movie"... Shoulda been Fozzy!





There actually is something to the" I stayed at a holiday inn express last night"... scientists currently investigating..... Heres a thought. Maybe its the bedbugs.......



D.J.ing confirmed after extensive study to actually be "playing records". Sent in by the people from wikiwikiwikileaks...... I knew it!!!



Prostitution not the oldest profession..... scientists have discovered.....  politician actually older.... but also very similar in duties the study has found




              and lastly the internet........ shockingly created by the Amish


        more to come...........soon........