It was the christmas party last night...eggnogg and ham....and Feed bags (oh just nevermind)....... We toasted to the holidays and everyone looked real nice..... As my mom gracefully told me I "came casually underdressed".......thanks.......wait? And I will be real honest..... there was a surprising amount of single people.......and for a bit I thought we were going to have a "Secret of My Success" style situation.... everyone running from room to room like one of the hornier episode of Scooby Doo......you would have thought there was missletoe hanging all over the house.....huh Christine......huh Lyndsey..... Kegs and hookas and saucy attempted lapdances and SHUFFLEBOARD.....It had a certain Craig Tidwell party vibe to it....love ya brother!... I feel compelled to change the name of this first annual party to Scott's Holiday Matchmaking and Fuzzy Morning Holiday Ho-down!!!.....pretty much sums it up!!!....Oh ya I am officially RSVPing for next year today........and did I mention this was his official "work party". A write off for work!!!!!! Gotta remember to get his CPA's number!........
I forgot to mention....I have committed to traveling France and Austria skiing the alps in mid-February.....so expect some Euro posts... sure they may be a bit rude, greasy and have bad teeth (England posts)....but they will be oh soooo much more cultured!!!!! Think European Vacation/Dirty Rotten Scoundrels mix in a touch of 28 Days Later and Hostel with just a dash of Bridget Jones Diaries and Eat Prey Love.....its gonna get weird.....but absolutely NOT Human Centipede weird!!!!
Europe here we come. You promised in some sorta drunken promise so it is true you and I and some girls are going. hehehe
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