1. Random birds and fish deaths globally (already happening)....soon to follow by house cats (who off themselves not having anything to hunt....the horror)......
2. Crazy catlady's devastated, without their cats, turn to the streets..... zombielike
3. Streetpeople and actual zombies notice 1000s of empty houses... then totally move in..... ask themselves "How do you get rid of that nasty cat funk?"
4.Streetpeople and actual zombies then throw huge parties in aerated cat lady houses.....keeping up the neighbors...but they don't care cause they are streetpeople and zombies.....
5.One said neighbor is extremely tired one morning and is late to work.. Running late he starts to speed and he gets a ticket.. Doesn't really matter to the whole apocalypse thing but its a bummer for him....
6. Tired guy works at NASA in the "asteroid hitting the earth division"...... also came one pin away from bowling a 300 game once.....
7. Guy notices super mega asteroid....code named "catlady" ...and yes its headed our way
8. Tired guy shoots space missile breaking apart asteroid "almost completely" Not a perfect shot as his bowlers thumb was hurting him and he didn't have a good grip on the missile firing controls
9. Asteroid breaks into lots of smaller roids (can you call them that?) crashing through atmosphere hitting .......
10. random birds and fish....... and we start again......soon to follow by house cats.....
Consider yourself warned
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