Post #140 Mass fish and bird deaths....Apocalypse or these reasons?

So I have been reading about the mass die off of birds and fish in random parts of the world......even here in Arkansas on New Years 5,000 blackbirds died.....Sweden up to 1000 jackclkaws.....Louisiana 500 blackbirds....750 turtledoves in Italy.....all recently (and theres lots more examples). As for the fish well its 100's of thousands of fish globally...lots of places...google it. Check out this website... www.planetsave.com .....anyway......yesterday they did a bird autopsy on some of the birds. They expected to find some sort of disease in them that was forcing them to all die in groups..... like maybe Crow syphilis or Heron lactose intolerance but (and this is true)...they actually died of some blunt force trauma.....mid air.......Now many have pointed out that this may be the first sign of the apocalypse....and maybe it is....or.....I have a couple ideas on other options....


1.The obvious answer....the birds flew into an invisible spaceship......I know...I know....what you are thinking....spaceships aren't invisible...well the birds wouldn't have flown into them if they could have seen them now would they!


2. The government has been testing a new weapon....probably a super sound wave gun....My bet is they are using a super low voice cranked up super powerful but super low...like Barry White or maybe Crash Test Dummys.....


3. Dick Cheneys hunting rabbits....and we all know his bullets could end up anywhere....


4. The birds arent dead... its all a coverup plotted by vegans....the birds are actually living in harmony with said vegans in a big birdcage.... all pecking at birdseed together or something dumb like that......


5. They all drank the Koolaid and are now traveling on the comet.......


6. Its the start of an M. Night Shaymalan film....probably gonna disappoint again.....


7. We actually are all living in the Truman Show and the poor birds just flew into the painted skyline


8. or they got so excited Verizon was coming out with the IPhone they flew around all crazy and ran into each other....


                                                  as for the fish die off


1. Poseidons pissed off


2. The mermaids gave them stds


3. The aliens have invisible underwater sea vehicles....or they ran into Atlantis


4. They were swimming in the Willamette River


5. Supersonic whale mating calls


6. The fish drank the Kool Aid also.....wait do fish drink?


7. In a dumb Shymalan twist the fish and the birds are actually dead already..... and we are dead..... but we now realize were dead..... and now we can see each other being dead...... or some crap like that


8. Or maybe the hunters have been grenade fishing again......


but probably all this really is....is the Hollywood hype machine ramping up for


 Pet Cemetery 3 or Hitchcock's The Birds 2


Or maybe it is the apocalypse?...but thats for tomorrow....... oh no.......I just read that the magnetic poles are shifting....for real.........I will have all the proof of this tomorrow......