So after the other days religion post.......whew!!...and then my sports curses post....Draining.........I thought we would once again lighten it up......and what better way to do that than to make fun of government ....so todays post brings....another installment of secret government files just released to us here at this blog.......Baileyleaks part 3
Baskin Robbbins thinking of expanding to a 32nd flavor.........Early secret test flavors include Cookies Carnies and Cream, Cellulite Sorbet, and some double secret flavor called Prailines and Rage...its huge in Baskin Robbins Iran........
The Iphone 5's secret new technology......pocket dial recognition.....it will not call someone if any buttons are being pressed with any fabric touching the keypad....I need this!!!..but sorry Iranian women...this may not be the phone for you....
The moon landing was real.....the audio was faked.....actual first words were....."Man this sucks... there's nothing up here"
A study finds nine out of 10 mallcops actually can not run as fast as their segway goes..... in a related study 9 out of 10 segways cannot go as fast as most (non-mallcop)people can run.........It's basically a mallcops are outta shape joke....whatever... Moving on..
A governmental phone sex and sexting investigation has found..... Hold on I gotta take this call.... Hey it's Cinnamon who's this?... And what are you wearing? I've been a really bad senator!!!! Wait am I still on this blogsite?.... Man!!!!
This sent to us from Feng Shui wikileaks.....Starting a brand new year by "Dropping the Ball" sends a bad message
A new Nostradamus quatrain recently found.....predicts that in 2011 human kind will come to realize that he was really just making up crap...
January 13th...today...in history......the accordion, the frisbee, and the rubber duckie were invented...Baileyleaks has learned the government is testing all bad music loving hippie sport playing and bathing regressed people to see if their brains are more active today...sources say Chong is testing through the roof....
A previously unreleased medical survey finds fat people who have never broken a bone....must actually be big boned.........this sent to us by ReasonsImHuskyWikiLeaks
A study finds a genetic link between hoarders and polygamists
An anonymous source reports two muppets walked off set due to "uncomfortable working conditions"... During the filming of The Great Chilean Muppet Mining Movie... Rumors are all over town that Animal was impossible to work within the tight confines of the movie cave...
An expensive government survey finds chainsaw juggling just as dangerous for the blind as the fingerless
and finally
Palin family soon to be vindicated after actually discovering land bridge to Russia....
as always more Baileyleaks to come as they are sent to us.........
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