Friday, March 4, 2011

Review....of my most recent ex........

I wasn't sure what I wanted to review today......a restaurant?....a TV show ( I seriously love Community people)?.....or maybe the new Radiohead album..... then it hit me....I should review my most recent ex!!!! People reviews are awesome....and helpful for maybe future friends or daters of these people.....right? Right! That said....here we go.......


Lets call her Vicky. I met Vicky where I meet most of the women I date......online chat rooms of course..... I was ROTFL-ing at a comment she made on the Ashley Madison website. We quickly were lol-ing and tmi-ing deep into the night. The next step was to meet............


We met at Portlands naked bike ride.........best first date idea.........um.........because of the pure freedom you feel biking the way god intended...........of course............and I knew we had chemistry the moment she said " um Steve...my eyes are up here"........a couple bikerides and a serious raspberry on my backside later we were together.......


She was great..... she cooked for us.... a new type of food I hadn't tried yet.....called Gluten Heavy....very flavorful. We could talk about anything. I told her of my dream to be a psychic doctor with my motto being "my mind is my scalpel" and she told me of her recurring dream of a threesome with somehow four people? I tried to explain that that would be a foursome but we somehow got lost in the math of it. Lost in the love....




We enjoyed creating games together....It was the old top hat guy in the library with the funny bone (our monopoly/operation/clue combo) .....or our twister jenga combo which Im no longer legally allowed to comment on...




We loved to dance....we would go out to the clubs and became known for our synchronized dance moves. We would spend hours practicing new routines like our cabbage patch/ driving the bus routine... or the far less popular running man/ playing                                      tether ball routine....


We were quite a pair.


We started talking about the future. Getting married....maybe starting a sea monkey farm or starting a sweat shop for underprivileged youth ....Our life was almost perfect.....That was until IT happened....but I think I will save that for mondays post....Im a little too emotional right now.........

5 comments:

  1. Thanks Mikas.... every bit of it is 100% true. Just dont ask for any proof cause I.....er.....lost it.

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  2. Have a nice day and if you have some time than visit me and ki$$ me at
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  3. Dear, Mind of a Mad Man
    Wow!! she sounds perfect... Sorry it did not work out between you two... I was wondering.. would you mind, I mean I know she is your ex and all but I was hoping you would not mind if I asked her out sometime... she sounds like my kind of gal... would it be a trouble to you if i ask for her phone number... I usually wouldn't do this.... but I really think she can be the one for me....
    Sincerely, Anonymous

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  4. Anonymous Of course you can ask her out. I hope you guys hit it of.... In fact this is probably the perfect moment to tell you about your ex. She's quite a gal..If you know what I mean! Just thought you should know!!!

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