Shopping list.....don't forget your coupons Steve

                                        Shopping List

broccoli


potatoes


some cereal --Fruity Pebbles


steak- New York strip


lettuce


onions
      hmmm! What else?

     
chloroform


bananas

 oranges




fake bacon flavored tofu... Im so Portland!!


beer


Top Ramen- delicious


body butter-gotta stop by the "special" store for that


 Dove body wash for men. and a loufah


eggs


cookies if the girl scouts are there!

rope - non chew through-able


pancake batter

grab some hot sauce- makes you look tough


popcorn


duct tape

bone saw




oh ya some diet soda pop too.... its almost swimsuit season.


I just realized I put my shopping list on here. Sorry........I didn't have any paper and I needed to write down what I needed so I just typed it here. Disregard this post....


All right so now I need to stop by the drug store....

Zanex.. for a friend


Prozac...uh for another friend


Flinstone vitamins... for me


                                                 man do they make a truth serum?


                                        I think thats it..


Oh I forgot to grab trash bags ....remember xtra strength this time ....strong enough for me to get at least half the body of one of those Twilight people into it.... um .... hypothetically!

or maybe I should pay Nancy Grace a visit.





Disclaimer.....no news people or Twilighters were harmed in the making of this post......at least not yet.