10. Your life didn't turn out the way you thought...... when ..... your job has a drive through...... (bankers and pharmacists and I guess "escorts" exempt)
9. Or if you ended up in jail. Clearly. Unless....... you aren't in there for much longer and you hid away all of the cash from the robbery.... then I say well played sir.... well played.
8. You were an investor in Japanese nuclear power (too soon). Honorable mention to buying a home in 2007.
7. You start every day having breakfast... with mom. Love ya ma!
|I hear their schooling is fantastic!!|
5. You are still waiting for your band to make it..... Like this guy.... Who is available to play your next social gathering...... just sayin.
4. You are still "dancing".
3. You are really into tricking out your car like this guy. Just once I'd like to hear about a Leisure Suit Larry car.
2. You have rewatched a whole entire sci-fi series again and again....... and its kinda taken over your whole world.
1. You are still trying to make it on The Real World...... one bit of advice for you.... spice up that audition tape! Full frontal?
All right I just can't bring myself to stop there..... there's just so many more reasons ......
11. You are still a virgin.
12. You got in a fight with another parent at one of your kids ballgames...... Crazy sports dad .... you suck.
13. You are starting menopause...... in truth I don't really understand this.... so.... moving on.
|Really? Three scoops? Delicious.|
14. You have a face tattoo...
15. You have been quietly asked to not play Santa again at the rec centers Christmas for the kids celebration.
16 You are having second thoughts about your sex change.
17 And finally your teenage kid has a kid.
Thats it..... the top 17 signs your life is headed down a "different" path...... Be honest.... my average reader identifies with at least 6..... how bout you? As always thanks for reading monkeys...
blog you all later.