Its simple I enjoy cake...... who doesn't? Everybody enjoys a tasty little slice from time to time... I mean the celebrities definitely do..... For example Mr T loves cake so much he had one made of just his head! .....
And so does Val Kilmer. He loves cake so much he is literally storing cake in it...like a squirrel with its nuts. Kirstie Alley loves cake too. In fact I heard a rumor that Kirstie is actually made up of cake. But I figured as much!.......
Now... speaking of cake and celebrities....my sources tell me Lindsey Lohan loves cake so much she's even been trying to snort dried out frosting... That's just sad .....And keeping with the washed up teen celebrities bandwagon.... Christina Aguillera apparently has rediscovered cake....lots of it!!
But what of her old nemesis Brittany Spears and cake? She finally traded in her love of good old Betty Crocker for Betty Ford........good for her (and bad for us... cause I'm guessing we are about to hear her sober comeback album... dear god no!)....
Ah whatever....cake is just tasty... Now go grab a big glass of milk or whiskey and pills (whatever helps you read this blog) and cut off a big piece of Pillsbury deliciousness..... its time to check out all the cakes I found out there on the internet.
Lets start with this one.
Now obviously cakes mark special life moments.... but... this is probably one moment too far....
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| Dont worry he had a C-section cake ready also I'm told? |
And some cakes celebrate people.... or more specifically... their body parts
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| The butt cake |
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| The booty cake... apparently there are differences. I just don't see it? |
Or sometimes its just the whole body
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| The funeral cake. I love this idea. In fact when my time comes..... I guarantee I will have this at my funeral. Nothing would make me happier in the afterlife than knowing ALL of me was being enjoyed. |
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| Dont worry smoking granny. We just got started on yours! |
Now in truth.... there are cakes for almost every reason. Birthdays, weddings, retirement.... my ex had one made when I moved out even ........ but what are some other quality cake reasons?
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| Tough way to get canned.... if only they had payed more attention to the cake below..... they might still have their jobs. |
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| The sexual harassment cake. Delicious... and informative! But......... that cake better want it!! I mean if it wants to move up in this company it better want it... and wear something more low cut!!!! |
And so does Val Kilmer. He loves cake so much he is literally storing cake in it...like a squirrel with its nuts. Kirstie Alley loves cake too. In fact I heard a rumor that Kirstie is actually made up of cake. But I figured as much!....... 
But what of her old nemesis Brittany Spears and cake? She finally traded in her love of good old Betty Crocker for Betty Ford........good for her (and bad for us... cause I'm guessing we are about to hear her sober comeback album... dear god no!).... 
Man, I loves me some cake.
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