SO...... if you could maybe put some pants on?
( Cause come on!! Kids read this blog too!!?)
And get ready...
We could get started.....
Ready?
O.K.?
O.K......enjoy.....
Ah...... DREAMING!!!!
That wonderful time when you close your tired eyes....
and slip into a wonderful dreamland....
A land all your own.....
A land where you are in control....
A land where if you are like me.....
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| ....is full a lot of freekin Doritos... like everywhere! Mmmm! |
A land where your dreams are but small windows into your subconscious.....
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| And I guess some bigger windows too? |
You see dreams can teach us about our fears......
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| Like when Disney turns evil and takes over the world? |
Or.... our secret desires......
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| Like maybe your Princess Leia fantasy? Right nerds everywhere? |
Which coincidentally is exactly this next guys recurring dream.....
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| But regrettably in public? Uh .... lets just move on!!! |
Now... what I really wanted to talk about today was....
"Why do we all have the dreams we have?"
So.... I woke up various sleeping people I knew and asked them...
And after many of their varied (and angry) responses... one stood out!
"Exactly WHERE you sleep impacts the kind of dreams you have .... now stop watching me sleep Steve!"
Huh?..... So for example....
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| The dream of falling.... This is greatly helped by..... |
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| The kind of bed you are sleeping on........ and probably more importantly.... |
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| The kind of angry (cheated on) wife you have.... You know... the one with the scissors? Makes sense!!! |
Or the dream of somehow being naked and totally embarrassed...
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My sources tell me..... That 9 out of 10 times those dreams often happen the evening of the office Christmas party......
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| And after all the bad decisions made there!!! |
Oh........ and what about that super common dream of being in jail you ask?
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| Ya..... no that's probably just cause you are actually in jail..... Sorry inmate and frequent reader #247811! |
But what else.... Well according to more people I woke up.... there are a few more of the "Most Common Dreams".... for example apparently the dream of loosing your teeth? Man that would suck...... who dreams of that?
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| People who get this ring do!!! |
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| Seriously...... |
Then theres the dream of being stuck....... where you cant move....
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| Often common for freeway gridlock nappers...... |
And then theres the dream of snakes!!!!!
And I personally would hate this one......
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| But so did this infant!! |
And then theres that "dream of seeing different images in your coffee cup".... dream!!!!!
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| Like this .... which clearly symbolizes..... Wait!!!! This is just a cheap way to get a nude photo of coffee into this post.. I apologize.... and am oddly kinda thirsty.. moving on...... |
But whatever......let me leave you all with the last couple popular dreams and what they mean.....
Theres the flying dream.....
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| Which often means..... wake up stupid.... you passed out skydiving!!! |
And the dream of being underwater or swimming.....
Now..... if you have this dream it either means.....
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| You sleep in this awesome aquarium room...... or..... sadly..... |
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| You went home next to this guy!!! |
And on that note....
Happy dreaming.....
And blog ya'll later!
That aquarium room and rope bed would be kind of fun, although if you shun your could fall through the ropes or have the glass smashsed and drown, not fun. The guy on the bench..LOL and you like have secret jailbird pen pals?
ReplyDeleteFor thirty yearsv I've had this real repeating dream where I'm in a classroom and I have a project due that I haven't started yet. This never happened to me so I don't know why I dream it so often.
ReplyDeletehaha.
ReplyDeleteI have had many dreams about bears ;D what the hell do bears mean? ;DD
nice post. :)
The naked girl doesn't have an embarrassed face. I suspect she's trying to tease and frustrate someone out of shot. That's what naked girls do.
ReplyDeleteYou don't want to know what I dream! I'm just glad that I'm not the guy on the bench...how gross! Or even worse...the guy in the bed...even more gross!
ReplyDeleteGreat post, Steve.
ReplyDeletePersonally, the underwater bed would freak the shit out of me, but I'm perfectly willing to try that trampoline/netting one - maybe with some of those Princess Leias... you know, for science.
Another brilliant picture post... that baby/python picture is probably the most unnerving of all.
ReplyDeleteI heard, but I don't know how accurate this is, that if you're falling, if you land then you die IRL. Like I said not sure on the legitimacy.
ReplyDeleteI dreamed I was married to a zombie. Does that mean I'm afraid of oral sex? Sorry! Sorry! Family blog. Uh, I mean I have a dream about zombies that I keep as pets. There, that cleans it up, right?
ReplyDeleteAlso, I want to go to the coffee shop with the perverted barista.
Lots of times I dream I am naked, which would scare everyone but my husband who is used to seeing me that way. I also dream about being at Disneyland. That one I like.
ReplyDeleteI have all kinds of nightmares and disjointed scary dreams. My brain never turns off, really.
ReplyDeleteThey say it's a sign of a deep and intelligent mind.
I'm going with that.
As far as Mark said about landing you die? How the hell would they know what a person had been dreaming about if they found them dead? They sure can't ask the deceased, 'hey, were you dreaming about falling?'
But I've heard that one about a million times, too. And so far, I wake up before I splatter all over the ground.
Hey, what about homoerotic dreams? They're the best!
ReplyDeleteAre underwater dreams wet dreams? ;-)
ReplyDeleteI dream all the time about my teeth falling out! I hate it! I've heard it's from grinding your teeth in your sleep which my husband tells me that I do that all the time... Oh well, at least my wedding ring is nice and maybe it's good I don't sleep with it on anyway...
ReplyDeleteI dream all the time about remembering my dream, which I never do but still I know I dream about it. Do you know what that's like!
ReplyDeleteI fall a lot (and hit the ground everytime), and I also get stuck and or am underwater in which I begin to drown and then I wake up.
ReplyDeleteMy brain hates me.
a very good selection of pictures, it absolutely tells the story
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