Thursday, May 31, 2012

#9 of 14 The Wedding Proposal Post

Here we are at #9
A post voted 9th best by narcolepticbloggers.com!


Which by the way..... has the most frustrating posts. 
You see their writing always starts off interesting but quickly ends up looking like....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Man I swear they just fall asleep on their keyboards every time!!!


Anyways here ya go...


The Wedding Proposal Post


Alright everybody... every once in a while I feel the need to stop and do something specifically for the ladies here on this blog. 
If you remember back we did the..... 


 Creative Ways To Give Your Lady Flowers Post. 




And if you remember back further we did the....


 Its O.K. For Men To Cry Post.....
Which I kinda regret...
I just felt like it got a little weird? 




Oh ya remember the Kleenex?




The man Kleenex? 
What does that even mean anyway? 
Is it bacon and bourbon scented or something? 




We then did the...
 Best Ways To Help Your Daughter Into Womanhood Post.....


and I for one was surprised....




.... how well a lower back tattoo can help to....
 "Increase adult behavior" in our nations young ladies?




And finally we did that oddly helpful...
  How To Increase Your Cup Size Post
I think we were all really surprised by some of those findings!




I mean who would have thought Classical music???




Anyways for today's lady-esque post ... 
I thought I would do something that every lady dreams of happening to them 1.65 times during their lives.... 


And here it is. 
I proudly present?
The Best and Worst Proposals I Could Find on the Internet!!!!
Enjoy.......


Now first off lets start with a classic proposal.......
Decorating a bedroom with rose petals.


Ah!!! So romantic.... even misspelled!!!! 
 "I AXSEPT" she enthoosiastikley eksclamed!!


But why stop with just rose petals in the bedroom?
Why not cover the entire road leading up to your motel room....


Like these "hard core rose murderers" decided to do!!




But whatever...
Obviously there are the "classic proposals"..... 
....like the rose petals...


 Or at a restaurant...


 Or at the beach...


 Or proposing at someone else's wedding.... 
which everyone loves...


Well..... nearly everyone likes that!




But this post isn't about the normal proposals .... 
its about the more "unique proposals".


Like on the Jumbo-tron... 
The best place ever to share your most heart crushing rejections ... 


Or on a billboard.....

Which is coincidentally also a great way to "come out" too!




Or one of my favorite proposals....


The prison proposal......  
Always so conjugal ... er... romantic!


And man who doesn't love a good prison wedding.....
Right?
They always have the best cake!!


What else?
Oh ya....


There are carved pumpkin proposals.....




And underwater ones..


There's proposing while skydiving.....
 But don't bring the ring with you during the free fall....
Eddie at the landing area recalled the lost ring as more of a "falling bullet"!


And speaking of a "proposal from way up high"... 
Why not try making a big sign on the ground.... 
Like these guys did...




In a field....


Or on a building.... on Google maps.....


Or the absolute rarest of all time......


IN a video game??? 
Come on gamers!!!
Your not fooling anyone!!!






There's just so many.... but let me leave you all with a few of my personal favorites.....






There's the pizza delivery proposal.... 
Which is just plain crazy delicious!!!!






And the log ride proposal.... 




or the find a girl...
Find a dolphin...
Date a girl...
Train a dolphin...
Get the girl to fall in love with you even though you spend all your time training stupid dolphins..
And then propose using said freekin dolphin.... proposal!
Exhausting!!


Keeping with the animal theme....


There's "the furry" proposal.....




Or maybe you want to remember that moment for forever....
Why not try the tattoo proposal? .......like this guy...
Which sadly is the only thing this guy gets to remember from his first marriage.... 


And that's it........... 


Well..... 
Except for this .... 
After much research on the topic.....  
There was one proposal I found that you should try to avoid.....


 "The hiding a ring in something at a restaurant proposal"


Why?
 Cause no girl likes to have to wait.....






To put it on......
blog ya'll later!



9 comments:

  1. I really hope the guy who tattooed his wedding proposal succeeded, and they're still together.

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  2. Hmmmmmm I'm too romantic for any of these! Where are all the kisses?

    *Kiss* Will you marry me? *Kiss*

    That's the sort I'm looking for!

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  3. Someone should do a "Marry me or I'll burn your house down" proposal. It's too sweet and creative! Also original. And dangerous. We love that.

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  4. I like the prison proposal. Can you imagine all that inmate #34221 had to do to get his hands on a ring behind bars? I mean, I think being #88701's bitch for a week is what you do to get half a pack of smokes...

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  5. Ah yes, the marriage post! One of my favorites! The pizza proposal made me hungry!

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  6. And you know, an ingested ring always has the whiff of romance about it for the rest of their lives. Well, the whiff of something.

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  7. The guy with tat must have been confident...i'd of loved to have done the log flume proposal

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  8. You let your little girl get a tramp stamp? What a cool dad!

    Love,
    Lola

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  9. The jail one is oh so romantic, right?..lol

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