top 10 worst things to hear in bed

All right so here's that list that no one talks about. ......but I'm guessing if you are reading my blog, then you have probably heard more than a few of these..... So with that said and a quick apology to my mother........here we have 

The Top 10 worst things to hear in bed.....except theres way more than 10......my friends and I have issues!!!!!

Snoring....sucks to listen to while sleeping....... and insulting when someone does this during.............


the phrase "Well.....I guess it really isn't the motion of the ocean"


clearly "Where is it"... sucks

"Just duck".....


"Is that your thumb?"

or if anyone says........... "whats with the gerbil cage?"


then of course just random laughter.......kinda sucks....er.....im told

"Thank you daddy"............... um.....too much?


If someone says "Do you mind if my imaginary friends join?"....just run

for those of you not appreciating where this post is headed stop reading now.....it just gets worse...........

"Would you mind putting my leg on the nightstand?"


"So your saying rubbing spam on your chest in bed isnt sexy?"

"Man I didnt know you could get dreads down there!"


"um...Why did you put the circus mirrors above your bed?"


"Your best friend let me do it!!"

"Would you mind putting on the Dick Cheney mask this time?"


"Take a number please!"


"First time in prison?"


"Nothing gets me hotter than a hoarder"

"What time is your mom picking you up?"


"Church rocks!!"

"Paper or plastic....honey you choose"


"Dont worry just let the dog finish"


and finally

"Why didnt you take your sweater off?"




Thats it ......feel free to add any.......and again thanks for stopping by my blog where classy happens!!!!!