Im really hungry
Cant wait for the burgers to be done
Why do I have to cook em?
This stupid vegan patty is falling apart
Why do I have to cook em?
This stupid vegan patty is falling apart
I hope Jenny doesnt show up
Oh man!!! She's here!
She looks good
but why wont she return my calls
better turn the burgers
I shouldnt have any more beer... gettin saucy
this beers good
o here she comes
hey
youre right I am within 50 feet
I will leave after the burgers
That was kinda mean
That was kinda mean
hold it together dont cry
shes walking away. whew
better flip the burgers
oh man I dropped one
the ground is filthy
nobody saw
pick it up
pick it up
burgers ready everybody
oh here she comes again
uh....this special burgers for you Jenny
Time to go before shes tastes the rocks and the dog hair
I love BBQ's
This concludes our quick look into the mind of a madman. Was there a lesson there.... I think so everybody. Never mess with the cook.In fact... this message was brought to you in part by pissed off cooks everywhere!
blog ya'll later
I wonder if people read this blog naked
Im hungry
Time to turn off the computer
Classic, 'you're right I'm within 50 ft'; Hey man you were there first. Women! I tell ya
ReplyDeleteUm, yes - there IS a message here. Don't eat BBQ'd burgers with you. :)
ReplyDelete@ Blaq Mind I was there first wasn't I. It's no problem Im gonna go back to being 50.5 feet away at ALL times.... and @ Tricia- Dropping the burger was only part of the problem.... in no place there did you hear me wash my hands....did ya. (evil laughter)
ReplyDeleteJenny does look damn good... Hope she's hungry!
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