Well... It got me thinking. In light of this new information... I should probably scrap my retirement plan of inventing Grandma Jeans.... You know for when everything sags even more and you want your jeans even higher.. Side note. Love ya Grandma! I'm so glad you're a frequent reader! Disregard this part.
And based on the reaction Mom Jeans got...I am gonna put them right up there with the word MOIST.... nearly equal in terms of female hatred. So what I have done....... after much reflection on the topic, and a snack that in truth was good but overly moist, is put together a worst jeans I could find on the internet post....... and ladies... there's gonna be some Mom Jeans.....bad ones... but don't worry! They aren't close to how bad jeans can get. Enjoy!
|But lets start with the mom jeans. SNL celebrated the denim choice of moms everywhere with a funny ad! Tina Fey pulled them off !|
|And "singer?" Jessica Simpson celebrated them also. ... wait I don't think she's a mom!|
|Notice how the eyes always follow you. Like a poor mans Mona Lisa..... or someone sitting in a tree outside your bedroom window. These just aren't very attractive jeans... right?|
|And then these jeans never fail to get a reaction. Like the "Get the hell out of my house with these....ass".... my lady friend told me.... with tears.... when she opened them up on her birthday.|
|Um... what else...The acid washed jeans thing... Don't lie.... If you wore jeans in the 80's.... you had some. Not particularly a good style.|
|This guy attempted to acid wash his own jeans...... poorly. Or ... maybe he's just a crotch sweater...You know if you take one thing away from this post.... Don't be a crotch sweater.... I'm sorry about this one... moving on|
|Brian and the gang invented Danger Jeans!! And to me.... much worse than Mom Jeans ever were.|
| Brian and the gang would all later regret sleeping with Stephanie.|
|Be honest... we have all been here.... on laundry day.... and you need to go out... and you borrow your 12 year old sisters jeans...|
|I do however fully condone Jeanderpants.... these exist by the way. That's right jean underwear....My sources (who usually go commando) tried these and reviewed them as "chaffing"|
Is anyone else feeling like this post is spinning wildly out of control..... down a very tasteless and tacky road. Ya me too...... so allow us to continue....
|Extremely unnecessarily tight jeans.....|
|Jean shoes... hey I'm legally required to have one photo that isn't completely offensive. What to say?.. um. Crazy Aunts everywhere just started sewing these for Christmas gifts.|
|Jeans chaps... My favorite part of this photo is she is on an escalator... so clearly she's in public. Very classy!!!|
alright...... lets put this post out of its misery. Here ya go. The worst jeans I could find on the internet.....
|The moist kind!|
Blog ya'll later