Alright so....Here we are again. This has always been one of my most favorite holidays. I'd rank it somewhere between Secretaries Day and maybe Shake A Baby Day (not hard. Im not a monster). Most of all of us will be out BBQing today.. which I love!! Nearly anything tastes stupid delicious when grilled!!
|Shockingly does not taste like chicken?|
And then others of us will be outside, getting eaten by mosquitos, sleeping uncomfortably, listening to our irritating drunken family members snore ...er... camping. A kind of weekend homelessing... but for some reason... that people choose? It's an American institution.. but you gotta remember to be careful while doing this.....
....And its not just the wildlife to be cautious of...various sunburned and poison oaked people that just camped tell me. Its also where you choose to set up camp.... that dictates the experience!!
Where else might you all holiday'ers be? Some of you are maybe at the tractor pull..... or drag race?
Or maybe some of you just left on vacation somewhere.
|My sources tell me cat ladies go on vacation too! Just without other people!|
But its our holiday. All of us Americans.... And here on my blog.... I salute all of you. Its what my therapist would have wanted.... so Happy Independence Day North Americans not Canadian, Mexican Vegan or from Arkansas!!
|I salute you...|
|And I salute you.... !|
|And I salute you mam ..... but I really really didn't want to!|
|I salute you.... heterosexually.|
|I always salute Will... no joke here. He's just salute worthy here!|
|I salute you......duct tape prom outfit people.... sort of?|
|and I saloot you..... huked on fonics drop out.|
|I salute you.. crazy cat lady. Actually you know what... no! No I don't!|
|But I do salute you... guy who cleans Lincoln's ears. You are a true American!|
Anyways.... everyone have a memorable 4th of July. Crack open a beer.... listen to some Springsteen, Beach Boys or some Cure ( you unbalanced Americans who cry for no reason) and then light off some fireworks.... and I will blog ya later.
Bonus- Check this video link out. You will thank me. But watch the whole thing. It gets crazy.... and you just might appreciate your fireworks makers from now on! Happy 4th!