laziness kinda sucks!
Thanks for reading the laziness post.
Blog ya'll later!
All right.... All right as fitting as that would be for a laziness post....maybe I can do a little better than that. Let me grab an energy drink and lets get after it.
Well..... you see I am a part-time lazy person. I don't try to fool myself. I accept the knowledge that I'm just this way from time to time.... I mean look at the amount of .........'s I use writing this blog. That's kinda grammatically lazy isn't it? Anyways... at least I acknowledge it. Some people don't. Like for example.... this guy........He's freekin lazy!
|and sadly... poor Rex never got to play fetch again!|
You see..... he just never saw that semi-truck coming!
or this guy
|You can go this route.... or... try the advanced route. |
Try the TV stand on wheels with a rope tied to it....
or this guy is lazy
|This just in. Not lazy. Brian's girlfriend had just had enough of him somehow "missing" her calls!|
|The sock-putter-onner! Genius! Works well. By the way...|
From the same makers as the condom caddie....
|The Ramen cooler....|
|the doggie diaper|
All equally fantastic products.
But .... how does one justify their laziness these days? Well for me...I like to think of all the people my laziness benefits.... the kids at the LazyBoy sweatshops building my next recliner, the future diabetes doctors I will be paying, or all the poor Hollywood people who need our support by renting countless hours of their newest addictive tv show. I end up feeling more of a hero than a lazy person actually.
For me... shows like
Extreme Danger Cooking With Dynamite
Game of Thrones
16 and Pregnant For the Third Time
So good..... and fun to watch (though I feel bad for some of those chefs but whatever?).... Oh... I forgot to mention this! I have recently found that certain technologies make me feel better about my lazy viewing habits.... in fact I think these new technologies have cured my TV laziness. How?
Well now I don't have to just sit on my couch and watch..
Now I'm mobile!
|With my cartoons in the shower|
|or my Star Trek while driving|
|or catching a bit of the game at the motel down the road|
These new technologies work so amazingly well.... It gets me out of the house. And so now days... after one of my many busy days running from the law... er... getting stuff done around town..... I don't feel so bad unwinding and being lazy ... with loved ones.
but enough about me.... This post is supposed to be about laziness. And that it will be. Here you go everybody...... bad lazy photos. Enjoy
|Lazy fire fighting|
|Lazy bike riding|
|Lazy street artist-ing... or maybe this is just really really focused street artist-ing. Really a coin flip either way on this one.|
|Lazy windshield scraping|
|Lazy street line painting|
Man I'm starting to feel much better about myself. So much so I might go hit the gym and actually be productive!
|But I'm definitely taking the escalator.|
|Lazy dog walking.... yet again.|
Please please be careful of the land-mines Rex!
alright just a couple more........
|Lazy yet brilliant parenting...|
|and finally lazy yard work.... well for most of em.|
Anways I gotta go. Im on a health kick. But more on that next time. Oooh I better grab my iPad. I dont go anywhere without it. Blog ya'll later