The Best Christmas gifts post?
The Cuddling Post?
The Unicorns Post?
The Heavy Petting Post (actually might do this one!)
Nope.......... My most popular post of all times is below..... and all I can really say is this!
Seriously America!!! First Dancing with the Stars and now this!!
Pull it together!! My most popular post ever is...........
THE WORST DOUCHEBAGS ON THE INTERNET
So with a heavy heart..... here's that post....
Well I realized recently I haven't done enough posts for the ladies. Sorry ladies. So I thought and I thought and...... then it hit me..... I could do a list of the worst douchebags I could find on the internet. Kind of a visual warning list of guys to avoid.... So I did. Basically thats it. Theres no other classy way to preface this..... Its just a funny picture list of cheesy douchy guys......... Enjoy......
SIDE NOTE..... Ladies if this look works for you..... you need to set down your daddy issues, take down your big hair, step out of the spray tan booth and take a long look in the mirror. Cause these guys suck..... big time.... You should only want to take a cold shower after meeting them!!! Not drop your panties..... that's all I'm sayin. Anyways..... Here we go....... cue the douchebags!
|First off..... We have the classic douchebag. |
But look at the intensity!
|And then the gothic douchebag. Wearing fishnet? Very nice. |
Bonus fact about him... My sources say he is the fastest fry cook at the east side Wendy's. Fry's are delicious!
|And this guy. Taking facial hair to a douchebag level... |
You should see what he's got going on down below!!
|and just in case you forgot.... actual douche.|
|This guy. Check it out close..... The real life Batman douchebag|
Man is this entertaining.... and sad...... and weird? Whatever....what about movie and celebrity douchebags you ask? Good question... lets see.....
|The Roxbury guys were clearly d-bags.....but funny!|
|Ben Stiller in Dodgeball was a douchebag. Funny movie. Classic quote from the movie.."If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball" Though I wish they had stuck with the original script. "If you can dodge a grenade you can dodge a ball" Though it made for a shorter movie!|
|Back to the douchebags. Biff!! Was a classic douche.|
|Bill Paxon in True Lies..... sleazy douche.|
|Glenn Gulia from The Wedding Singer was classic 80's Miami Vice style douchebag!|
all right.... just a few more....
|This guy is clearly a douchebag. My bet.... he has a tramp stamp.|
|And are their lady douchebags you ask? Yup! Kinda hot.... |
in a going out before her shift at the "club" starts kind of way...
|Professional athlete douchebags|
|Cartoon douchebags. |
But who doesn't love Family Guy?
|And then the douchebag-mobile!|
and sadly but finally....
|This guy. I mean who does this for a picture....... douchebags do.|
That's it..... back to work on The top 10 ways to spice up your sex life post. Coming soon. Blog ya'll later.