Ah.. I'm boarding the plane. My southern California vacation has come to an end. And my ankle bracelet is beeping like crazy. So I guess its time to hurry back to Portland. Now... as this trip comes halting to a finish I'm left to reflect...
You see I am coming home after spending some time with family. And that was great! So good to see you all!!! I do however wish grandma was in a better mood... but whatever. I arrive back in the northwest with a healthy sunburn, some fond food memories of tacos and In-N-Out burgers, burritos and even mas grande tacos y burritos.... all washed down with a little beer, tequila, bourbon and ofcouse some white wine & Zima spritzers.... Delicious! But more importantly than all of that............... I come home with a whole new take on water parks! Cause I went. And that is what we are really going to talk about today everybody. Ready? Here we go.
So....... Waterparks are fun!!! Huge water slides with stupid fun wave pools and all the laughing and the smiling and all the happiness and all the adorable families making all the great fuzzy precious memories ...... And........ And........ And..... And.....
All the crying!
|"Mr Deep End took my photo" little Johnnie cried.....|
(more on that later)
and the freekin people..... everywhere!
And don't forget all the extremely inappropriate bathing suits you will see.
|Like this guy..... or....|
|This lady? ...... |
Who park officials now point to as the cause behind the now infamous Lazy River Human Dam of 2008!
and then there's all the awful tattoos that start appearing everywhere
|Like this one.... really lady??? Handlebars? Come on! |
Rumor has it she wasn't even a bicycle enthusiast!
And then something I noticed when I was there. There were all sorts of teenagers being all sorts of inappropriate...
|and this guy was all sorts of happy about it!|
Now speaking of people watching people in the pool. Seriously....... Avoid this guy kids!
1. Stranger Danger
2. They called him "Mr. Deep End"
3. Pixar presents... Finding Nathan...
4. Extreme To Catch a Predator *Underwater Edition*
definitely moving on......
uh....... sometimes its not just the people that make the waterpark scary and uncomfortable. It's whats IN the water?
|For example!!..... the horror!!!!!|
or sometimes its simply the actual danger of certain slides?
|Like this one. That's gonna hurt.|
|Or this... and this is gonna surely end poorly!|
|and then this.... is gonna..... well...... just be slightly |
uncomfortable I guess?
|which is apparently the new "it thing" in sliding?|
Uncomfortable slides rule!
|Extra bonus picture everybody ...... This couple loved water slides so much they got married on one. Weird and kinda dumb but apparently all the guests enjoyed it.|
|Except for grandma|
but whatever..... Just allow me to leave you all with the worst picture of a waterslide I could find on the internet.
|The one that collapses while your sliding down it. |
Anyways if this ever does happen to you.... may I suggest you go fix what ails you by asking any park manager to let you into the "Adults Only Section Slides". Rumor has it that they are the best!
|I know I enjoyed it. Cheers everybody and blog ya'll later!|