The Thanksgiving Picture Post

Thanksgiving is finally upon us..... and I, like most of you, am excited about it. I have missed this most special of holidays... 






It's just the only one where we get to give real thanks for the blessings in life...... But by gorging ourselves, drinking too much, and watching countless hours of football. What a holiday!....


Though that can be a little confusing too......  cause if Im honest.....  those are pretty much the exact things in life I am thankful for in the first place? 


Whatever...  I guess its kinda like being caught in some sort of a weird Thankfullness/Gluttony Time Loop....

Regardless....... there is so much to enjoy about this holiday... So put on your Thanksgiving party belt....... 

...and lets dig into the best things about this holiday.... shall we?

Now lets start with the turkey..... 


When cooked right.... Almost any part of the bird is delicious.... be it the white meat...  the dark meat..... the feet.... there is just so much to love.... For example maybe you are a fan of the.... 

Turkey breast! Delicious!!!

or maybe you like a tasty drumstick..... Oh so good!!

Or maybe you are like me and you are a big fan of......

The crotch!!
.... I guess its kind of an acquired taste!

But whatever..... its more than just about the turkey.... its about entertaining people..... and setting a beautiful dinner table....

With ridiculous hard-to-see around table centerpieces
..... like this one.

or this one.....

Or this one.... The Thanksgiving Tornado-Centerpiece...  
which Midwestern tornado survivor Aunt Edna reviewed as "insensitive and hauntingly familiar!"

Moving on... Thanksgiving is about a lot of things. 
It's about cooking as a family.

And putting out fires as a family too.

It's about sharing a meal with those closest to you....

No matter how strange......

Or unseasonably under-dressed!

It's a time for passive-aggressive parents to punish the bad children in their family.......

By making them watch them eat!

It's about sharing cake......  with family......

No matter how unfortunately shaped......

It's just that perfect holiday for commemorating with a tattoo...

Or maybe more...."changing" that marijuana tattoo.... 
but into something the whole family can enjoy!!!

And it's a time for making wishes.....

Like my favorite.... the fake wishbone.... 
Trust me it's hours of family laughter watching as none of those bratty kids ever get that wish!

And it's a time to sit back and watch the Macy's day parade.....

Which is good... though not nearly as good as those German parades...

Who coincidentally...  "give thanks" for our politicians!
Who knew?

Apparently.... A lot!!!!

But enough already.... eventually every great holiday must come to an end.... and when this years evening winds down....

Some will head off to get in line for the Black Friday shopping sales ....

Others will head off to spend Thanksgiving evening with friends....... and performers?

And others will continue to "sleep off that crazy meal"....  

All till next year.... when the holiday magic...

And that party belt kick off for another "fuzzy" Thanksgiving....


So.... to all of you out there..... wherever you are...  enjoy your holiday.... which is what I intend to do.... and happy Thanksgiving!
.... oh I forgot to mention.....  Theirs really just one thing most people I talked to dislike about Thanksgiving... 


All THOSE DIRTY DISHES!!!

Cause apparently it makes washing their babies afterwards... 
just that much harder!!!

Anyways happy turkey day and blog ya'll later!