Monday, November 7, 2011

The Wedding Proposal Post

Every once in a while I feel the need to stop and do something specifically for the ladies here on this blog. If you remember back we did the Creative Ways To Give Your Lady Flowers Post.




And if you remember back further we did the Its O.K. For Men To Cry Post..... which I kinda regret... I just felt like it got a little weird? 




Oh ya remember the Kleenex?




The man Kleenex? What does that even mean anyway? Is it bacon and bourbon scented or something? 




We then did the Best Ways To Help Your Daughter Into Womanhood Post..... and I for one was surprised how well a lower back tattoo can help  to "increase adult behavior" in our nations young ladies?






And finally we did that oddly helpful  How To Increase Your Cup Size Post. I think we were all really surprised by some of the findings!










Anyways for today's lady-esque post ... I thought I would do something that every lady dreams of happening to them 1.65 times during their lives.... So here it is. I proudly present?
The Best and Worst Proposals I Could Find on the Internet!!!!
Enjoy.......


First off lets start with a classic proposal.......Decorating a bedroom with rose petals. Ah!!! So romantic.... even misspelled!!!! 
 "I AXSEPT" she enthoosiastikley eksclamed!!


However..... careful not to go overboard! 
It can come off a little desperate I think!




Now....  obviously there are some classic proposals.....


 at a restaurant...


 or at the beach...


 or at someone else's wedding....


Nearly everyone likes that!




But this post isn't about the normal proposal .... its about the more "unique proposals".


Like on the Jumbo-tron... The best place ever to share your most heart crushing rejections ... but publicly.



Or on a billboard... 
Side note....... Great place to come out too!




Or one of my favorite proposals....


The prison proposal......  so romantic!


Where studies have found that inmates appreciate a good wedding cake so much more.....




There's the carved pumpkin proposal.....






And underwater..


There's asking while skydiving..... though don't bring the ring with you for the free fall....
Eddie at the landing area recalled the lost ring as more of a "falling bullet"


Speaking of a proposal from way up high... why not try making a big sign on the ground.... like these guys did...






In a field....


Or on google maps.....


Or the rarest of all time......
In a video game? Come on gamers...
your not fooling anyone!!!






There's just so many.... but let me leave you all with a few of my personal favorites.....






The pizza delivery proposal.... also filling!!!!






And the amusement park proposal... that's always fun..... Though proposing in "Its A Small World" has been known to put talks of having kids on serious hold!






There's the furry proposal.....



And finally even a tattoo proposal? .......which sadly was the only thing this guy got to keep from his first marriage....


And that's it........... 


Well..... except for this .... after much research on the topic.....  there was one proposal I found that you should try to avoid.....


 "The hiding a ring in something at a restaurant proposal"


Why?
 Cause no girl likes to have to wait.....






To put it on......
blog ya'll later!



21 comments:

  1. The part that got me laughing most here was the bride/groom statue for the prison cake. Fucking hilarious. I can only imagine swapping that at my own wedding. My mother-in-law-to-be would probably stab me with the cake knife.

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  2. I think I just melted away seeing that punk with the daisies in his hair :) Delightful and precious!

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  3. I didn't know that engagement rings could be rib-sticking good!

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  4. Did you hear about the man who tattooed "marry me" across his butt cheeks? No, neither did I.

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  5. hopefully she never tried to chew and chipped a tooth and yeah the jailbird way is so romantic..haha

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  6. Man, most of these are so classy.

    Really surprised you didn't show some of the better gaming proposals. The Portal 2 one is the best I've seen so far.

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  7. Dude tattooed it on himself!?! I hope she said "no."
    These are awesome finds, by the way, well done.
    There was a guy recently who rented a billboard to apologize for what a dick he had been, but no explanation for his transgression. He could have benefited from these bon mots.

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  8. I know what those Kleenex are for. ;)

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  9. I knew a guy who tried to propose by having the ring in a glass of champagne only for the girl to say to not order it or want any because she had a headache and wasn't in the mood for a drink.

    Kind of spoilt the moment

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  10. just caught up with your blog... bloody hell... had a good belly laugh at the gym photos,,,, so muchh so the dog wet itself

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  11. People are damn weird but women expect too much.

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  12. I did the old gift within a gift within a gift routine. Kinda cheesy but it worked!

    I wonder what happened with the guy with the tattoo? Would be funny if she said no!

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  13. Hahaha! These were awesome! I loved the linked hearts...or not. Gag! Are you married? Are you going to tell us how you asked??

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  14. I love the humor in all of this. Perhaps because all the super cheesy romantic stuff is annoying as hell! :)

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  15. Ahahahah OMG I'm laughing so hard I'm choking... ahahahahhahaahah
    Though I must admit that I particularly liked the Pumpkin and Pizza proposals... (maybe because I'm eating all the time lately...) :-DDDDDDDDDD
    BRILLIANT BRILLIANT
    So... about the last one... well oh well... one has to wait for it to come out. I'd say quite a shitty way of proposing? :-DDDD
    Soooooo have a "romantically" smashing (pumpkins) evening... After this post I need to rest... Seriously. :-D

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  16. Ho, man. Either that's a fresh tattoo or that guy is reacting to the acetone in the Sharpie. I think it's a fresh tattoo.

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  17. The man Kleenex is for those lonely nights when a man is flying solo and watching porn. No real man wants to use to use lavender scented tissue to catch his swimmers.

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  18. I enjoyed the pizza one (maybe because it's dinner time and I'm hungry?!) and the worst would be the tattoo one - bad idea no matter what the answer may be.

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