Wednesday, December 14, 2011

The Best and Weirdest Pictures of Christmas

Ah Christmas-time...... What a magical magical time? One of my favorite times of the year..... and you know there is just so much to celebrate each holiday season.... 


And that's exactly what this post is about.... 
a little bit of everything......  Christmas.


But let's start first with decorating.... Cause I for one enjoy the heck out of a creative holiday decorator! 
.....  like for example this guy .......


Who my sources tell me is still seriously out of breath......


But hey it could have been much worse!!!!


 This guy actually DIED blowing up his
 "front yard inflatable wonderland!"


But whatever...... It's a season to embrace all things Christmas..... 
Like watching those "unique" holiday classic movies....




Like Jack Frost.... always one of my favorites! Though Im sad to report the sequel was just not as believable as the first one!




Speaking of terrible and less believable sequels.... did you know this existed? Wow!  I almost have to watch this shipwreck.... Cause didn't the boat sink and everybody die at the end of that last one. I mean where can the plot possibly go from there???




But lets get back on track...... 
Back to the season that first introduced us to mistletoe.... 
And I for one am hoping all of you found that perfect place to hang some this year......






Wait!!!


You probably think Im gonna do some sort of a mistletoe on a crotch kinda picture dont you...... 


sickos.....


Come on.....


We're better than that here!!!






Nope.... sadly were not!




Moving on......
Christmas is also about giving gifts!!! And every once in a while finding the perfect gift for your someone special! 
And this year.... I think I might just have found that absolutely perfect gift for my grandma!


Shes gonna love it!!!




It's almost as good as last years gift I got for my favorite uncle Reggie...




Who loved it so much he was speechless.... for days!!!!


Oh and here's a wrapping tip for you all present wrappers out there......




Use duct tape!!! Why?
Cause it's hilarious to watch your more arthritic relatives open those tape encased packages!




What else?
Well apparently according to Google Christmas is the best time to try out that holiday inspired hairstyle?






And it's also that perfect time of the year to dream big..... and be a little selfish. You should totally go ahead and ask for that gift you have been really really wanting all year long....


Like this lady did.


Um speaking of family....It's also a time to gather the family together for that perfect Christmas photo......


No matter how regrettable and oddly matching?


And sit around a nice cozy fire.....


in the middle of your living room.....


Maybe for you it's time for one of those Christmas sweaters... 
Like this one....
Which if you remember a couple posts back we had our first look at....




Remember her......


Well her style is catching on..............


Unfortunately!




Anyways ...... that's it for today.....
Soak up everything Christmas everybody....... 
And allow me to leave you with one more thing that I personally love about Christmas... 
Making homemade ornaments....


Or maybe more just spray painting stuff you have laying around......




blog ya'll later everybody

21 comments:

  1. That hairstyle is asking to have its head chopped off by a samurai sword. I can just picture the enraged face of the Japanese dude who's holding the sword.

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  2. LOL. those pictures are awesome. I wish I could get into the holiday spirit, but I'm used to the snow in Christmas, but now it just looks like a spring day outside :( I want snow :(

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  3. LOL! I am wondering about that shag couch in the matching outfit picture!

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  4. I actually lol'd at the dude in the wheelchair! And what a great gift for grandma!

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  5. Jeez, I thought our neighbour with the 6 Xmas inflatables in his front yard was bad! He's got nothing on those guys!

    I stole that Reindeer costume and featured it on my blog today!

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  6. These photos show the true meaning of Christmas. Too bad that one guy had to die and spoil it all.

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  7. Titantic 2? Of all the sequels that could be had, geez that is pathetic. Burn the tree down love it and sad the poor guy died blowing all that crap up, it be fun to pop though.

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  8. I really hope Titanic two exists.

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  9. Jack is back???? Well, thanks for ruining my Christmas, Steve....

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  10. Haha, excellent. I think your post may have just put a little flicker back into my flagging Christmas spirit :)

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  11. Love it. And I will be renting Titanic 2. There was so much goodness in this post. From the guy getting the skate, the WillMaker. Great work as usual.

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  12. That first guy had so much Christmas crap on his house his porch tilted. He must really be religious. Wonder if he shops at Walmart?
    BTW, I am so going to Google "Titanic 2."
    Looks like it will be a Wes Craven production.

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  13. Dear Lord in heaven, you weren't kidding! There really IS going to be a Titanic 2! Who ever would think that was a good idea? They may as well make "Hitler, Jr. Goes to Camp."
    This movie will make Caddyshack II look like "Gone With the Wind."

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  14. Those inflatable displays are a total pile of dead clowns. I LOVE it!

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  15. 'Jack is back and he's your x-mas gift...' Sounds pretty scary, don't you think? Or great, depending on what does it for you. (well, not you, but you all in general haha.) Steve, I kind of liked that Red Nosed Nipple image. Why did you have to ruin it for me??? WHY???? Now I will forever be reminded of that guy. Shit!

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  16. Thanks for visiting my blog! How did you find it?

    Click here for another disturbing Christmas image.

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  17. Man, that lady wants a divorce, but her husband drives a Hyundai. Good luck getting any money out of HIM.

    Also, I love how people always have to point to things in pictures. Like, if that braindead girl didn't point to the big, ugly bald guy's bright red reindeer nipple, we might not have noticed it. Thanks, girl! I wasn't sure what I was looking at until you cleared things up for me!

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  18. I'm speechless at a lot of these images. The word "Why?" also pops up in my head a lot too.

    And then of course I realize "Why not?".

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