Monday, December 19, 2011

Kim Jon Il Remembered Our Way

We break from the planned Christmas post today for BREAKING NEWS. North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il has passed away at the age of "Undeterminable". Which continues a bad couple of years for world dictators everywhere. 






 "It is quite a blow to our upcoming World Dictator Summit" the increasingly nervous Iranian dictator and Terrorism 3D  aficionado Mamhoud Ahmadinejad said.




 "Im not sure we will be able to field a full camel polo match this year." he went on to say...




You see Kim Jong's death comes at a time when he was making huge strides to modernize North Korea sources tell the blog. And really put North Korea in the forefront of modern technology...


 And according to recent satellite imagery....
They could seriously use it!!!!


This also comes at a time when he finally had perfected his army...


And apparently their love of girly high kicks?


However in all serious...  he died of a massive heart attack on a train! Which if you have ever seen any of the trains in that region of the world...


It just kinda makes sense!



But whatever..... he will be remembered as a dictator who really loved a good train ride.... 


Cause he had so much fun with them. Like this sign he put up at a nearby train station..... for his more American tourists....


What a joker!!!


But let me leave you all with this today.


After much research we have uncovered a photo of the ACTUAL TRAIN that caused his heart to BURST through his chest.... 


And after exhaustive review of it we here at this blog... we totally understand why. Which one?




This one!
Man he never stood a chance!


Rest in Hell Kim Jong Il
and blog ya'll later
Posted by Steve Bailey

30 comments:

  1. Gorilla BananasDecember 19, 2011 at 12:00 PM

    His death was bad news for his people, they all had to weep in public as if they meant it. A lot of onions were peeled when the news was announced.

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  2. chushDecember 19, 2011 at 12:02 PM

    gr8 post i like

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  3. The Angry LurkerDecember 19, 2011 at 12:03 PM

    The dictator is dead, long live the dictator!

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  4. I'm With StupidDecember 19, 2011 at 12:20 PM

    2011 has been rough on dictators. Maybe 2012 will be better.

    Jay

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  5. MarkDecember 19, 2011 at 12:29 PM

    It is a pretty bad year for dictators. At least he died, instead of being deposed and killed.

    As far as we know.

    I just hope things aren't too bad under his his son.

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  6. MeloniaDecember 19, 2011 at 12:38 PM

    Bad year to be an evil dictator - I can only imagine how 2012 will treat them....suckers!

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  7. stephen HayesDecember 19, 2011 at 1:55 PM

    That satellite picture of North Korea at night never fails to amaze me. And it turns my stomach to see tears in the eyes of people weeping over someone who led his people to the brink of starvation.

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  8. Bodacious BoomerDecember 19, 2011 at 2:36 PM

    So I surmise from this posting that you've already marked him off your Christmas card list. His loss for sure...

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  9. BelleDecember 19, 2011 at 2:46 PM

    Another one bites the dust and good riddence. I hope his son will be "kindler and gentler" but I doubt it.

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  10. Pat HattDecember 19, 2011 at 3:31 PM

    haha what would they do without those high kicks. At least now he's all warm and toasty.

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  11. WorkingdanDecember 19, 2011 at 3:39 PM

    I don't know if my heart would explode on that train, seeing what he saw....but my pants would probably explode!

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  12. Al PenwasserDecember 19, 2011 at 3:49 PM

    Now who are they going use as a model for those troll dolls?

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  13. PickleopeDecember 19, 2011 at 6:41 PM

    I got HUGE points on my dictator death pool for that one. If the dictator of Eritria (find that on a map), Isaias Afewerki, goes next, straight cash homey!

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  14. billy pilgrimDecember 19, 2011 at 7:19 PM

    he also inspired some of the best south park episodes. he was the star of team america!

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  15. AmiDecember 19, 2011 at 9:11 PM

    I'm sort of bummed out. I really wanted him to butter my muffin.

    Now, we will never meet.

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  16. AnonymousDecember 19, 2011 at 9:23 PM

    it was about time for that monster to die!

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  17. AnonymousDecember 19, 2011 at 10:14 PM

    Oh, dear leader. LOL

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  18. UnknownDecember 20, 2011 at 2:46 AM

    That satellite picture is crazy! For real?! I think a post about Kim Jong il is very appropriate over here att Diary of a MAD MAN.

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  19. UnknownDecember 20, 2011 at 2:47 AM

    Dang it. I meant FROM THE MIND OF A MAD MAN.

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  20. AnonymousDecember 20, 2011 at 5:55 AM

    I'm with the Pat! The world has lost a great high kicker. Sigh. We shall mourn those tiny little shorts and kicks. lol

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  21. DlaeDecember 20, 2011 at 8:13 AM

    In honor of the occasion, I watched Team America: World police last night - I played the "So Ronery" song twice.

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  22. THE INTERNETDecember 20, 2011 at 9:08 AM

    http://youtu.be/1-Z_mh3JvHw Worlds most misunderstood man lol.

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  23. Doom GenerationDecember 20, 2011 at 11:15 AM

    people thought it wasa LIL Kim that died, i found that hilarious

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  24. VON SPOOKS #1 FANDecember 21, 2011 at 10:17 PM

    He will be missed for all time. lol
    Keep Blogging :)

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  25. A Beer for the ShowerDecember 22, 2011 at 6:48 AM

    I turned on the news this morning but they weren't talking about him anymore! Is he still dead? I need to know for my own personal safety! It has not been talked about in almost 24 hours!

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  26. MRanthropeDecember 22, 2011 at 10:47 AM

    Now we got his double chinned son to look at for the next 5 decades.

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  27. CranfaceDecember 23, 2011 at 6:09 PM

    I'm surprised he didn't snuff it during his favourite past time - looking at things!

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  28. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comDecember 24, 2011 at 1:11 PM

    I'm so glad I happened upon your hilarity (via Pearl's blog).
    Keep the laughs coming.
    Merry Christmas.
    xoRobyn

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  29. RCBDecember 26, 2011 at 3:04 AM

    Steve that last picture is great. She may be overestimating herself, though. Hope you had a great day, pal! I was sick as hell, but the fun thing about living in Holland is they've got a second X-mas day. No joke. It's actually called 'Second X-mast Day', so at least it's aptly named, right? You take care now, buddy.

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  30. KompotDecember 26, 2011 at 2:21 PM

    Nice post, followed!

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