All right continuing the look back at the odd year we had on this blog.... brings us to this strange post.... One that I like to think may completely change your view on barbecuing...... Anyways enjoy "The Inside the Mind Post" ... (a favorite of my legal team)
June 21st
So I have decided to do something totally different today.... something Ive never done before. We are going to literally step inside the Mind of a Madman.... Hear some of my thoughts (dear god).... Sorry ahead of time!... Cause I don't know.... it just might get a little weird.... And grab a flashlight... It gets freekin dark in here!!!
June 21st
So I have decided to do something totally different today.... something Ive never done before. We are going to literally step inside the Mind of a Madman.... Hear some of my thoughts (dear god).... Sorry ahead of time!... Cause I don't know.... it just might get a little weird.... And grab a flashlight... It gets freekin dark in here!!!
Im hungry
Im really hungry
Cant wait for the burgers to be done
But why do I have to cook em?
This stupid vegan patty is totally falling apart
But why do I have to cook em?
This stupid vegan patty is totally falling apart
I hope Jenny doesnt show up
Oh man!!! She's here!
She's looking good
but why wouldn't she return my calls?
Whatever! Better turn the burgers
I probably shouldn't have any more beer... gettin saucy
this beers good!!
Oh no!! She's coming over here!
hey Jenny
you are right..... I am within 50 feet
I will leave after the burgers.. I promise
Man she was kinda mean
Man she was kinda mean
hold it together dont cry
shes walking away. whew!
better flip the burgers
oh man I dropped one
the ground is filthy
nobody saw!
pick it up
pick it up
burgers are ready everybody
oh here she comes again
uh....this special burgers for you Jenny
Time to go before shes tastes the rocks and the dog hair
Man I love BBQ's!
And this concludes our quick look into the mind of a madman. Was there a lesson there?.... I think so. Basically never mess with a scorned cook!(In fact... this post was recently sponsored in part by angry pissed off and recently single cooks everywhere!)
blog ya'll later
I wonder if people read this blog naked?
Im hungry
Time to turn off the stupid computer!
I don't read the blog naked but sometimes I think you might write it naked.
ReplyDeleteI'm half naked does that count? Your choice of which half.
ReplyDeleteSo there was a restraining order? It's weird the congruity between this and Afghan soldiers.Do you have PTSD?
That was an unusual look into the mind of a madman. Very interesting! Nice touch giving her the burger!
ReplyDeleteI'm not naked by the way!
Burgers on the ground, ewww stirs up my ocd and I'm half naked too. Or the cat is fully naked if that counts.
ReplyDeleteMmmnnn...burgers, served by naked women. Must cross that off my list this year. Happy New Year.
ReplyDeleteI always take off all my clothes JUST to read this blog. Of course I am 51, accordion-pleated and fat. I could probably be your mother.
ReplyDeleteBet you won't be able to even raise a smile for about a month after that revelation.
You're welcome.
awesome rant is awesome. keep it up!
ReplyDeleteThe beer's good? I see. Well, if that's the case, Steve, you might wanna check yourself out. Where? Well, here, of course: http://rcbenglishclass.blogspot.com/2011/12/beer-for-shower-book.html
ReplyDeleteBottoms up and talk to you again in 2012!
Now I know how to spend my day..naked blogging!!! Hmmm... if it was a vegan patty I bet the rocks and dog hairs made it taste better.
ReplyDeleteGrit burger, bloody delicious!
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