Friday, December 30, 2011

The Year in Rewind part 3- In my brain!

All right continuing the look back at the odd year we had on this blog.... brings us to this strange post.... One that I like to think may completely change your view on barbecuing...... Anyways enjoy "The Inside the Mind Post" ... (a favorite of my legal team)

June 21st

So I have decided to do something totally different today.... something Ive never done before. We are going to literally step inside the Mind of a Madman.... Hear some of my thoughts (dear god).... Sorry ahead of time!...  Cause I don't know....  it just might get a little weird.... And grab a flashlight... It gets freekin dark in here!!!

Im hungry

Im really hungry

Cant wait for the burgers to be done

But why do I have to cook em?

This stupid vegan patty is totally falling apart

I hope Jenny doesnt show up

Oh man!!! She's here!

She's looking good 

but why wouldn't she return my calls? 

Whatever! Better turn the burgers

I probably shouldn't have any more beer... gettin saucy

this beers good!!

Oh no!!  She's coming over here!

hey Jenny

you are right..... I am within 50 feet

I will leave after the burgers.. I promise

Man she was kinda mean

hold it together dont cry

shes walking away. whew!

better flip the burgers

oh man I dropped one

the ground is filthy

nobody saw!

pick it up

burgers are ready everybody

oh here she comes again

uh....this special burgers for you Jenny

Time to go before shes tastes the rocks and the dog hair

Man I love BBQ's!

And this concludes our quick look into the mind of a madman. Was there a lesson there?.... I think so. Basically never mess with a scorned cook!

(In fact... this post was recently sponsored in part by angry pissed off and recently single cooks everywhere!)

blog ya'll later

I wonder if people read this blog naked?

Im hungry

Time to turn off the stupid computer!


  1. I don't read the blog naked but sometimes I think you might write it naked.

  2. I'm half naked does that count? Your choice of which half.
    So there was a restraining order? It's weird the congruity between this and Afghan soldiers.Do you have PTSD?

  3. That was an unusual look into the mind of a madman. Very interesting! Nice touch giving her the burger!

    I'm not naked by the way!

  4. Burgers on the ground, ewww stirs up my ocd and I'm half naked too. Or the cat is fully naked if that counts.

  5. Mmmnnn...burgers, served by naked women. Must cross that off my list this year. Happy New Year.

  6. I always take off all my clothes JUST to read this blog. Of course I am 51, accordion-pleated and fat. I could probably be your mother.

    Bet you won't be able to even raise a smile for about a month after that revelation.

    You're welcome.

  7. awesome rant is awesome. keep it up!

  8. The beer's good? I see. Well, if that's the case, Steve, you might wanna check yourself out. Where? Well, here, of course:

    Bottoms up and talk to you again in 2012!

  9. Now I know how to spend my day..naked blogging!!! Hmmm... if it was a vegan patty I bet the rocks and dog hairs made it taste better.