A Short Picture Story Including Narcoleptics, Crutches, and Cankles?

Welcome back to the blog everyone. 


Now..... I realized yesterday that I forgot to share with you all something that happened to me over the holidays........ 


Something that has happened to me more than a few times in my life.


Something I guess.... that kinda makes me who I am...


Probably as much as being right handed?


Or color blind! (pastels only)


Or a lover of spicy Chinese food.


Or a reckless narcoleptic.

This guy knows what Im talking about......

This guy too!!!

Regardless.... its a condition I live with....
You see I hurt my feet frequently.... turned ankles, pulled muscles, dinged up toes..... whatever....

And please save your cankle jokes!!!!

Basically somehow this holiday season... I pulled a tendon in my foot! 


Now....according to this one obscure "Doctoring for the Lazy" website I found... the only way to heal it was to get off it.... to relax!


So I did! In fact I spent the majority of my holiday..... being waited on by loved ones ... er..... resting my foot.


And I gotta say my girlfriend was amazing. 
She truly was. 
She put up the tree herself... 
Wrapped the presents herself...... 
Hung the Christmas lights herself........ 


And you know what.....  


One day when the ball game was on... er... my foot hurt really bad...
she even got me a bell to ding whenever I needed something....
And all was well...... 

That was until I lost "my bell privileges " after about 8 dings.
(true story)

You see she had had it.... 
( Helpful hint everyone- stop at 7 dings!!)


Anyways... she up and left on an errand?


And just as I was getting comfortable....

You know healing up..... 

My girlfriend came home with......

Crutches...
And my rehab was over........

In what can be only be describes as an "expletive explosion" she informed me it was time to be up and mobile...... and helping out again.


So I was....


And she was happy.

Sure I made some "alterations" to my crutches.

And yes.... it was still difficult from time to time... getting around.

I mean getting home from the bar was no easy task!

But I made do..... and I thought to myself....

.... if douchy figure skaters can use em...

And water sports enthusiasts can water sport with em....

And amazingly those ass-hole terrorists are still fighting with them.. Man when will they give up?

Well then I could to!


And so I did!


Now fast forward to now...
Eventually I healed up...... 
And I didn't need my crutches anymore....


But...... what did I do with those crutches you ask?

Well I found a good place for them....

And you know... they are surprisingly useful?

I even built something as a kind of thank you to my girlfriend!

Hey I did say I get injured a lot!!

And that's it for the story.... till next time......
And remember everybody... always hang on to a good pair of crutches...
Cause you never know when you are gonna need em?

My guess is this guys about to!!!

blog ya'll later!