The Worst Day Ever Post

Welcome back to the blog everyone...


Now.....  I don't often get political on here..


And...


Well....


I wont today either... ?


So lets talk about something else...


Oh I know....


I had a bad day today....


I know.... I know..... we all have them!


But I wanted to share mine...


And for me... well it all started when I woke up and stubbed my toe!

This girl knows what I'm talking about!

Man that hurts... right?
Well I guess....
It was kinda my fault..... 
You see I forgot to pick up more batteries....

 ...for my slippers!

Which are awesome.... though my girlfriend prefers these....

...which I just find plain "helpful!"

But whatever... I'm getting sidetracked.
Back to the bad day.
Now I had to get my day started.
So I quickly showered and.....

After dealing with a small issue in the bathroom...

I sat down to eat some cereal...
Which was tasty.....
Though my girlfriend kept giving me a dirty look?
For some reason she called my breakfast choice "upsetting"??

I don't know what her problem was?
Its just another cereal from the makers of "Grandpys Balls"
 Which is delicious... but with milk can get a bit sog....
 (you know... lets just move on from this joke shall we?)

Anyways despite my rough morning.... off to work I went....
Now the short walk to work was..... well....

VERY enlightening....

You see everywhere I looked it seemed like someone else was having a bad day too...

Like this guy.....

And this lady

And this lady...
Who recently reviewed her marriage as "A nightmare!!"

And then there was this guy...

Who I literaly watched have a day go from extremely good...
to "extremely disappointing"?

Man I was starting to feel so much better.
It was clear now..... everyone was having a bad day?
And I started to smile....
That was until those damn kids mocked me....

With their taunting.... as I crossed the street.

"Young punks!!!"... the old person in me cried.
Dont worry they were about to....

...get a heavy dose of "bad day" themselves!

So I kept walking....

People were screaming about each others parking!

And people were having bad hair days!

And then I saw this beautiful little wedding party taking pictures by the river..... So I stopped and sighed and watched as...

That all came undone....

The bad day was everywhere!!!

And it was affecting everyone?

Well it was at that point I finally made it to work...
And..... things weren't any better there....

People were freekin loosing it!!!

Computers weren't working!

Files had been lost...

And apparently someone had brought in a batch of donuts that well....

......had everyone working in different cubicles!
Damn you food poisoning!

Work was just a nightmare...
But it wasn't until the fire broke out that...

I decided to call it a day.

And that is exactly what I did...
I went home....
This bad day wasn't gonna get to me..
No way!
So I stretched out in my chair...
Turned on the tv....
I wasn't gonna let today get to me for one more second...
Nope.
In fact I'm feeling pretty darn goo..................................
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Steve Bailey
1975 to 2012
He would have wanted us to say
"Be careful today"
and
"Blog ya'll later!"

A Post Just Cause

I haven't posted this week...

But that doesn't mean I haven't been thinking about you all....

Cause I have been....

Just not at all like how this guy has been...

No.... you see I was busy moving first part of the week....

And I think we got everything finally moved....

Which was good because the trampoline was becoming just way to painful at the old place....

Seriously!!!

But the move is done.....

Which is great.... 

And my girlfriend is happy!
Cause she's freekin exhausted!

But whatever... that was just the beginning of the week.

The biggest development this weekend was I added a new title to my name....

Brother

Son

Boyfriend

Portland Trailblazer Fan

Reckless Narcoleptic

Person of Interest in an Ongoing Investigation

and now....

Dance Night Club Promoter....

I know what you are thinking....

Dear god what kind of a dance night is this gonna be?

Well...... to be fair....

Its gonna have a little bit of everything.....

Well....
Hopefully not everything?

Anyways Im gonna get back on track with posting...

In fact I am working on a special post... about "really bad days" 

for soon..

So till then.... blog ya'll later.

The How To... And More How NOT To Move Post

I am officially having one of those weeks.....
A lot is going on.....
Too much really...
So I am gonna be brief today...


You see I am busy moving.....
Packing up the car...
Clearing out the shed....

And conveniently.... somehow combining both those things?

Whatever...
You see to be honest ...  
I'm not someone who needs to pack all neat and organized.
No way....

Im more of a  "lets just get this nightmare done" kinda packer...
Probably like this fellow "time-efficient packer".

Cause after many moves in my life....
the key to a good move is....
just getting it over with!

No matter what it takes....

Cause really if you think about it ....
 You can always finish that load of laundry at the new place.....

So just get it done is what I always tell myself. 
Seriously!
 And pack as much as you freekin can...

Then move it all.
Now.... I think we all should remember....
that packing is really just a game of BALANCE!
So in order to get ready for your big move....

Maybe play some jenga or something the day before the move....

Practice your balance.....

Practice at lunch..... 

Practice under extreme circumstances.

Practice on the dog.... with his dog treats... 
He probably wont like this.... but come on hes a dog!
What else is he gonna be doing?

Or just plain practice with your lover.... which is highly recommended...
Though not at all what the Hasbro corporation had in mind when creating "a family friendly block game!"

Man how did we get so far off track?
Oh ya packing.....
And balance.....
And moving....
Right.... lets get back to it....

Shall we?

 Now obviously no matter how well you pack...... sometimes things can and will go wrong....

For example... maybe you attract some unwanted attention.....

Well its like I always say
 "just calmly tuck the legs back inside the trunk"
And you'll be fine...

Oh here's the bonus helpful moving tip of the day!!!

(Use rugs next time on the bodies dummy!!!!)

Thats what this guy did.....
And reviewed it as "Really really not bike-friendly"

But whatever..... maybe your not like me...
And you are more of a planner...
Maybe you even rented movers?

But.... the move still doesn't go quite as planned?

And the movers don't end up "providing the service" they advertized!

Maybe its all just become a total disaster....

Well their really is only one answer.......
Cause this is your move....


You need to take things back into your own hands.....
And fix this....


You need to "get this move over stupid!!!"
Well.....


I strongly recommend this.....
And its brilliant.....
You simply need to...

Stack your crap even higher!!!!

Seriously!!! 
Get the whole move done
 in one single "hope for no wind" kinda trip!

And everything will turn out fine!

Trust me.

 I promise!

And you'll see..... the whole family will thank you!

 Even the baby....

Anyways I'm off to pack the couch on the other couch on the chair on the table on the...


blog ya'll later