Now..... I don't often get political on here..
And...
Well....
I wont today either... ?
So lets talk about something else...
Oh I know....
I had a bad day today....
I know.... I know..... we all have them!
But I wanted to share mine...
And for me... well it all started when I woke up and stubbed my toe!
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| This girl knows what I'm talking about! |
Man that hurts... right?
Well I guess....
It was kinda my fault.....
You see I forgot to pick up more batteries....
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| ...for my slippers! |
Which are awesome.... though my girlfriend prefers these....
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| ...which I just find plain "helpful!" |
But whatever... I'm getting sidetracked.
Back to the bad day.
Now I had to get my day started.
So I quickly showered and.....
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| After dealing with a small issue in the bathroom... |
I sat down to eat some cereal...
Which was tasty.....
Though my girlfriend kept giving me a dirty look?
For some reason she called my breakfast choice "upsetting"??
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| I don't know what her problem was? Its just another cereal from the makers of "Grandpys Balls" Which is delicious... but with milk can get a bit sog.... (you know... lets just move on from this joke shall we?) |
Anyways despite my rough morning.... off to work I went....
Now the short walk to work was..... well....
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| VERY enlightening.... |
You see everywhere I looked it seemed like someone else was having a bad day too...
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| Like this guy..... |
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| And this lady |
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| And this lady... Who recently reviewed her marriage as "A nightmare!!" |
And then there was this guy...
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| Who I literaly watched have a day go from extremely good... to "extremely disappointing"? |
Man I was starting to feel so much better.
It was clear now..... everyone was having a bad day?
And I started to smile....
That was until those damn kids mocked me....
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| With their taunting.... as I crossed the street. |
"Young punks!!!"... the old person in me cried.
Dont worry they were about to....
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| ...get a heavy dose of "bad day" themselves! |
So I kept walking....
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| People were screaming about each others parking! |
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| And people were having bad hair days! |
And then I saw this beautiful little wedding party taking pictures by the river..... So I stopped and sighed and watched as...
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| That all came undone.... |
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| The bad day was everywhere!!! |
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| And it was affecting everyone? |
Well it was at that point I finally made it to work...
And..... things weren't any better there....
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| People were freekin loosing it!!! |
Computers weren't working!
Files had been lost...
And apparently someone had brought in a batch of donuts that well....
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| ......had everyone working in different cubicles! Damn you food poisoning! |
But it wasn't until the fire broke out that...
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| I decided to call it a day. |
And that is exactly what I did...
I went home....
This bad day wasn't gonna get to me..
No way!
So I stretched out in my chair...
Turned on the tv....
I wasn't gonna let today get to me for one more second...
Nope.
In fact I'm feeling pretty darn goo..................................
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| Steve Bailey 1975 to 2012 He would have wanted us to say "Be careful today" and "Blog ya'll later!" |
Hilarious and bizarre as always... will probably grip the steering wheel a little tighter today after reading this though.
ReplyDeleteI would love a pair of those torch slippers.
ReplyDeletesomehow cutting myself on a potato farl and presenting the school receptionist with a bag of dog shit is starting to seem like a GOOD day!
ReplyDeleteHa..got to get a pair of those sweet slippers, I have stepped in the litter box a time or two..
ReplyDeleteCheers, Sausage.
haha those slippers are cool, damn mocking rugrats and stubbing your toe, then getting crushed by a rock. I wonder if this blog will be haunted now hmmm.
ReplyDeleteRIP Steve.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was a karmically bad day for everyone in the world and this just confirms it. I think I was the victim of a coordinated attack along with that poor poo-faced child. Damn you, birds.
Shoulda just stayed in bed, Steve!
ReplyDeleteI cheered me up a little knowing that someone else had a bad day too :P
ReplyDeleteI'm lighting a candle for you even as I type this--dammit-wax on the keyboard! I'd tell you to have a great day but I don't want to push you over the edge.
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I just thought it was Monday....where bad days come standard.
ReplyDeleteI have a sudden urge to buy an electric bikini...
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When you stub a toe, everything else follows. At least for me.
ReplyDeleteSo are you gonna start wearing a Christmas-y bikini???
I would bet that cop was having a good day. Yeah, I hate bad days where everything goes wrong. I usually go to be very, very early.
ReplyDeleteOuch... I just hate that sort of day lol... there's no beating it!
ReplyDeletethose slippers are delightful, the pooping pigeons aren't :)
ReplyDeleteHoly Canadian Geese! I know of all the things to get tripped up by, I choose the geese. Those f*ckers are MEAN. I run in the park around the lake during the warm months. Those Canadian bastards hiss at me like it's their damned home. Seriously... go the hell home! Everyone worries about Mexican's crossing the border, but no one says a word about these birds... and they shit all over everything!
ReplyDeleteOkay sorry... :) back to what you were doing.
How the hell did you get a photo of my toilet on burrito night?
ReplyDeleteThat was an utterly unexpected twist. Like a comedy 'Sixth Sense'!
ReplyDeletemy brain is still trying to process all the images I just viewed in this post.
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna put on my Superman outfit and spin around our little planet to bring you back among the living, Steve!
ReplyDeletegreat post...what a bad day
ReplyDeleteDude! You rock!!
ReplyDeleteVery good. This must have taken you some time to put together. Just when you think you're having a bad day (and we all have them) someone else is having a worse one.
ReplyDeleteHave you ever seen the video on You Tube called 'Winnebago Man'? I like to watch this when I am having a terrible day as it always gives me a laugh, without fail.
Do yourself a kindness and check it out. Meanwhile, I am looking forward to your next 'mad' blog.
Hey there, did you survive the bad day? You've been so very quiet!
ReplyDeleteI see a lot of positive comments, yet none of these DB's voted for funny at the bottom? I left you one, good job.
ReplyDeleteIn case any of the aforementioned DB's is able to track me down: DB totally does NOT mean douche bag. It's, uh... Defensive Back, a key but under-appreciated position on any football team. Dee-Fence!!