#5 of 14 The Worst Day Ever Post

Are you having a bad day...
Well this day was probably worse!!!
Feel free to laugh at my misfortune...
 Here's my #5 favorite post...
And remember... a lot of tears went into this post...
So enjoy...  you monsters!!!


Welcome back to the blog everyone...


I have to get something off my chest..

Which is nowhere near as "super-powered"
as this nerd... er... guys chest is...

But whatever...


You see I had a bad day today....


I know.... I know..... we all have them!


But I wanted to share mine...


And for me... well it all started when I woke up and stubbed my toe!

This girl knows what I'm talking about!

Man that hurts... right?
Well I guess....
It was kinda my fault..... 
You see I forgot to pick up more batteries....

 ...for my slippers!

Which are awesome.... 
But not as great as what my girlfriend prefers in the dark....

...which I just find plain "helpful!"

Anyways... I'm getting sidetracked.
Back to the bad day.
Now I had to get my day started.
So I quickly showered and.....

After dealing with a small issue in the bathroom...

I sat down to eat some cereal...
Which was tasty.....
Though my girlfriend kept giving me a dirty look?
For some reason she called my breakfast choice "upsetting"??

I don't know what her problem was?
Its just another cereal from the makers of "Grandpys Balls"
 Which is delicious... but with milk can get a bit sog....
 (you know... lets just move on from this joke shall we?)

Anyways despite my rough morning.... off to work I went....
Now the short walk to work was..... well....

VERY enlightening....

You see everywhere I looked it seemed like someone else was having a bad day too...

Like this guy.....

And this lady

And this lady...
Who recently reviewed her marriage as "A nightmare!!"

And then there was this guy...

Who I literaly watched have a day go from amazingly good...
to "extremely disappointing"?

Man I was starting to feel so much better.
It was clear now..... EVERYONE was having a bad day?
And I started to smile....
That was until those damn kids mocked me....

With their taunting.... as I crossed the street.

"Young punks!!!"... the old person in me cried.
Dont worry they were about to....

...get a heavy dose of "bad day" themselves!

So I kept walking....

People were screaming about each others parking!

And people were having bad hair days!

And then I saw this beautiful little wedding party taking pictures by the river..... So I stopped and sighed and watched as...

That all came undone....

The bad day was everywhere!!!

And it was affecting everyone?

Well it was at that point I finally made it to work...
And..... things weren't any better there....

People were freekin loosing it!!!

Computers weren't working!

Files had been lost...

And apparently someone had brought in a batch of donuts that well....

......had everyone working in different cubicles!
Damn you food poisoning!

Work was just a nightmare...
But it wasn't until the fire broke out that...

I decided to call it a day.

And that is exactly what I did...
I went home....
This bad day wasn't gonna get to me..
No way!
So I stretched out in my chair...
Turned on the tv....
I wasn't gonna let today get to me for one more second...
Nope.
In fact I'm feeling pretty darn goo..................................
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Steve Bailey
1975 to 2012
He would have wanted us to say
"Be careful today"
and
"Blog ya'll later!"