Happy New Years!
This is how the Mad Man spent his New Years Eve..how about you??
|For example marrying the rich and deathly ill....|
|but we can do better than that... cant we?|
|and the basement stairs have seen better days?|
|Isn't it amazing how refreshing that can feel?|
|And then maybe some you didn't expect to get.|
Like our Aunt Fran did... who once again "Will be missed!"
|You have all year to learn how to look people in the eyes again!|
|... that copy machine glass was not designed to support your weight!|
|No matter how massive..... and amazing...|
|or basically just morally questionable?|
|Cause... it's the only time of year you can eat that freekin evidence!!!!|
(evil minty-fresh laughter)
|They could seriously use it!!!!|
|And apparently their love of girly high kicks?|
|It just kinda makes sense!|
|What a joker!!!|
Man he never stood a chance!
|Who my sources tell me is still seriously out of breath......|
| This guy actually DIED blowing up his|
"front yard inflatable wonderland!"
|Like Jack Frost.... always one of my favorites! Though Im sad to report the sequel was just not as believable as the first one!|
|Speaking of terrible and less believable sequels.... did you know this existed? Wow! I almost have to watch this shipwreck.... Cause didn't the boat sink and everybody die at the end of that last one. I mean where can the plot possibly go from there???|
|Nope.... sadly were not!|
|Shes gonna love it!!!|
|Who loved it so much he was speechless.... for days!!!!|
|Use duct tape!!! Why?|
Cause it's hilarious to watch your more arthritic relatives open those tape encased packages!
|Like this lady did.|
|No matter how regrettable and oddly matching?|
|in the middle of your living room.....|
|Or maybe more just spray painting stuff you have laying around......|